Try to join the rotation: Miss, just for the terrible vacation survivors.

Greg laughs. "Sorry, no," he tells you and Mary. "What goes on in that wagon really is a commemoration of that terrible time," he says. "I guess the only really risqué thing is couples who hooked up there getting back together, and banging each other even if they're with someone else now. Or they don't swing that way sexually any more, except tonight."

Lindsay laughs. "Real Same Time Next Year energy, huh?" she says.

"Oh, you know that movie?" Greg asks.

"Yeah, I have a crush on Alan Alda. Too bad he's way too old for me!" Lindsay says.

Another couple reaches climax in the designated bang wagon. There's applause from the folks at the tables by the fire.

Greg's partner, the woman in the oversize ripped man's T-shirt, sniffs. "They got ahead of us, but at least they were quick."

"Some reason it's one particular RV?" you ask.

Greg smiles. "Yeah, it's because there was only one flat dry spot, and nothing better to do than fuck."

"Guess that's better than doing fuck-all," you say.

"You got it, Brian. Back then it was kind of hate sex against the organizers, the weather, and outrageously fucked up luck," Greg says. "Now it's, I don't know, getting back in touch with flipping the bird at fate. Except the fuck-you is literal."

Greg's partner, the lady in the ripped man's T-shirt, tugs at his blanket poncho for attention.

Greg rises from the bench and nods toward his partner. "Like I said, Birdie here and me. we live far away and are married to other people. Birdie's Alvin is really a prize catch, and Cindy is my true love despite all the on and off we've had. But back on that terrible trip. it was me and Birdie. So on this reunion, that's who. because that's who else was bored, horny, and willing when there was fuck-all else to do and the weather was rotten. C'mon chickie, before someone else leaves us out in the cold."

Birdie smiles and winks.

In a few minutes the bang wagon is rocking again, and Greg and Birdie's voices are rising together.

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