Quickly, hide!

While Betty dealt with the pasta, Ned sat down in the guest room. A luxurious bed, pictures hanging on the walls, and a plasma screen halfway up the wall would seem to be the dream home of any non-ascetic person. But Ned had not come here for comfort. Comfort for him was lying on the couch eating Cheetos all day, taking breaks to jerk off.

*30 minutes later*

Betty went into her room, it was hard enough to eat pasta after kissing a degenerate who didn't know what toothpaste tasted like. She sat down on her bed, she was planning on going to bed, but the sound of the door opening caught her attention. Of course it was Ned.

He was standing with his arm leaning in the doorway, wearing only his yellowed underpants from terrible hygiene, the prominent bulge so soaked with vinegar secretions that mucus dripped from it. Betty could swear she could hear a hiss every time a drop touched the floor, and stink lines were sight even in the dim lighting. To add to the already disgusting picture, his chip crumb-covered belly was hanging about five inches down, and from his barely visible belly button were lumps of not only fabric fibers but also food that had gotten there when the degenerate had munched on his bed.

Ned: "Betty, I'm a little uneasy about sleeping alone. Do you mind if I sleep in the same bed with you tonight?"

Betty: "Ned, I don't know.... Mark should be back any minute now.... I didn't even warn him that you were sleeping over tonight, I think it would be best if..."

*FRONT DOOR OPENS*

Voice from downstairs: "Honey, I'm home!"

Betty: "Oh, my God! It's Mark, Ned, run to your room quickly!"

Ned: "Huh? What?", he was deliberately playing the deaf retard, pushing Betty's already stressful situation to the limit.

*FOOTSTEPS ON STAIRS*

Voice from downstairs: "Honey, where are you? I brought you something!"

Betty: "Shit! If you go that way, he'll see you, Ned, hide quickly!!!"

Ned: "Huh? What am I supposed to do? I didn't hear...", he continued to deliberately play dumb.

Betty: "Come here, there's no time!!! If he sees you, he'll throw you out of the house the second he sees you!!!!"

Betty quickly got out of bed and pulled Ned by the arm, she did it with such ease like he was a teddy bear. Ned was even frightened, for Betty could throw him across the hallway with just one arm, as if he were a toy and an obese degenerate.

She threw him into the farthest, top corner of the bed, and covered him with a pillow. The speed at which she threw him caused him to flip over and fall upside down. Betty, hoping to cover him with her body, lay facing the wall so that her back was toward the door. She did it in such a hurry that she didn't notice that Ned was lying upside down in time, and there was no time to change her pose and leave the ugly bastard uncovered....

***Mark walks into the bedroom***

Mark: "Honey, I'm home! Oh, are you asleep yet?!", Mark noticed Betty lying on the bed...

Message from the author: "Hey guys. I haven't posted anything in a while, so expect updates in the coming days. I also want to thank those who are active and write reviews of my works in private messages or in comments, you make me want to write more often.

In general I really enjoy interacting with you and writing stories, but I feel held hostage to making them so long. I have a lot of concepts that I think are hotter. So I plan to write a few more chapters for this story, then a couple more for other stories. I've got the concept of divinely sexy but brainless cops sucking off some degenerate, nerdy, or homeless guy for some totally useless testimony while their childhood friend they're in love with does all the work for them. I really want to make one naive and the other bitchy. But they'll both be used by unwashed fuckers for their own purposes....

I've also thought out a plot for a superheroine and a weak and useless sidekick villain or her nerd fan who takes advantage of her detached perception of reality and heroism to get sexual pleasure from her. I even wrote a few scenes for this story. I want to write these two stories as soon as I release updates to my stories."