You decide to join

Ashley: so is anybody interested in joining

Rodian: yes I would love to

Ashley: just my fucking luck

Ashley: I'm sorry sir, I meant humans

Ashley: we already have enough of you alien fucks in the army

Rodian: but why can't I join

Ashley: because I said so, now please make some room for others who want to join

Rodian: b-but

Aiden: you heard her dude

Ashley: and who are you

she says as she checks you out

Ashley: look at those big muscles on him, yeah you'll fit in nicely

Aiden: I'm Aiden and i would love to join the republic

Ashley: no last name

Aiden: I'm an orphan, so I don't even know my last name

Aiden: that's a lie of course can't have her find out my real last name

Ashley: can you take your arm out or me

Aiden: sure

Ashley puts a device on your arm, which takes a DNA sample

Aiden: what's that for

Ashley: to make sure, you're not in our criminal database, and by the looks of it you're clear

Ashley: WOW, look at that according to the database you have the highest Midi-chlorian levels that's ever been recorded

Ashley: you must be really strong in the force

Aiden: really I had no idea?

Aiden: I have been using the force since I was 4, and I'm very strong in the dark side, but she can't know that

Aiden: so do i pass

Ashley: hell yeah welcome aboard

Ashley: now is there anyone else who wants to join