Tenth day of Christmas

Uhm. How do I say this? Should I even say it? Fuck it. No one can read this diary but me anyways, at least for the time being. I masturbated last night for the first time in a LONG time. I'm not very active in that way, ya feel me? Brett is definitely the driving party when it comes to things like that. Still, yesterday I couldn't help it. I was so fucking horny. The thing that bothers me so was that the closer I got to my climax. Jeez, this really IS hard to say, even to an inanimate object! WHEN I CAME I THOUGHT ABOUT MR FINCH. Wow. That doesn't feel nearly as good to let out as I thought it'd be. I don't know what it was, I was thinking back to a specific session I had with Brett a few months ago. It was probably the best time we've ever had together. The more I got into it though, the more my imagination strayed towards my sleazy neighbor. When I came I imagined his thick nasty cock thrusting deep in my pus- ..vagina.

That's enough of that though! Time for presents! At least the last one wasn't a fucking glitter bomb, maybe I'll be lucky this time around too! Who knows?

Just opened it. Not a great time. It. Was. Another. Fucking. Glitter. Bomb. whodathought, huh? Oh, the effects? YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE EFFECTS? I'LL FUCKING TELL YOU ALRIGHT! BETTER YET, I'LL SHOW YOU!

Notice anything DIFFERENT??? I'll give you a teeny tiny hint. It's my thighs. My thighs and my ass are MASSIVE. I don't care how much "Effort" he put into making this list, I'll tell him how I feel about it RIGHT DAMN NOW!

I tried to call him. I even got through and talked to him! But I couldn't for the life of me mention today's present or complain. It was just small talk as if everything was fine and dandy! It's got to do with the ring of commitment, IT HAS TO BE! It's over a week ago now, but I THINK I did think something about "without complaint" or something. Really. Wish. I. Hadn't.. I only have myself to thank for this, and that pig of a boyfriend. He's definitely getting some coal in his stocking this year >:).

Last update of the day. Yoga was a little difficult with the added.. you know. It was still possible though, and I'd rather do it than not, given how bad I'll feel if i don't.

I also picked up my present for tomorrow. Yet another brown one. If I'm correct in my observations, they NEVER lead to anything good. Too bad I can't NOT open it.. Well, I'll see you tomorrow, book.