Sorcerer

"Anyway, as you might be able to tell they could use someone who can actually cast combat magic." Elvira gives a sharp look to Cheryl as she says the last part. Cheryl looks offended, and she is about to say something harsh, but looking over at you her cheeks grow crimson and the tirade that she had been about to unleash is lost in her throat, making her stumble over her words.

"Um, I, uh, can cast some combat magic, you know? And, um, I can heal, like, during combat. So, it's sort of like combat magic, I guess. Oh, and, um, Scarlett, she's the one who, you know, picked a ranger. Like, who does that, right? I mean, who's like, 'Oh yes, I want to specialize in one specific thing and hope we only fight things in the open plains.'"

Scarlett rolls her eyes at that. Though before she can try and argue back Elvira cuts in. "Anyway, I am thinking that you can probably play a sorcerer or something like that." That actually seems like a great role, and before you know it you are making a character and laughing with the group. More than once you find them stroking their toy cocks, but to your surprise you are at no point being bent over the table and ploughed. Instead, you all laugh and giggle as they help you make your character.

It ends up being a Wild Mage kind of deal, heavily inspired by Sypha from that one Castlevania show.

On Jaz's request, the character ends up being called Kandi, since you can't really figure out a better name for her. "Great, you will be starting out with 3 magic items and 2 curses. Magic is pretty rare in my setting so you will probably be seen as very powerful, and to help nerf that a bit you are getting some curses. Roll me some curses, Curse slut."

You roll 2 sets of d100 and look over the results. You get a 32 and 28. Elvira looks a little disappointed before clearing her throat. "In addition, you also get the curses in index 74 and 80."

You have the distinct feeling that she was hoping that you got those two curses to begin with, but since you didn't she just added them to you anyway.

You check the list for a full inventory of your curses.

32: Town Bicycle: After you are in a location where people live, like a town or a ship, for more than a day, everyone you meet will treat you as if they are in a sexual relationship with you. This is not limited to flirting. It will seem normal to them and those around them to grab your ass, grope you, spank you, kiss you, and so on.

28: Or-geas-m: After having sex with someone and you orgasming, a sigil forms in your eyes and above your sex. They will have a command on you, and you must obey, for a period of one minute.

74: Masturbatin' Mage: You can only cast a spell when your fingers are in your pussy or ass.

80: Spunkier Spells: Whenever you cast a spell, a random splatter of semen falls onto your body.

Those seem like they will do a number on your character, and any hope that you might have for your character being a normal person is absolutely dashed.