She does. But he doesn't react like she expects.

It was hard to take her eyes away from his tiny penis. It was like a smooth little worm, twitching in the sun. But she had a job to do and as she saw a few of the other people waiting in line as he had his hands on his hips, pointing and wiggling their pinkies, she tried to break the bad news to him.

"Uh...y-you....forgot your...."

John stood there, fully aware that his little peepee was within full view of this lifeguard who seemed to be blushing as she struggled to tell him he was naked. He pretended to look confused. He even slowly turned around to give her and everyone else a complete view of his body as he looked around to see what he forgot.

As he turned so that his butt was facing the lifeguard, he saw a crowd looking right at him. They had massive grins on their face. They were all stifling their laughter, but John could hear them whisper things and picked up on words and phrases like So small, shrinkage, baby cock, dicklette and other such names for his puny penis.

He then turned back to her and shrugged. She tried pointing down but he still didn't seem to get the message. She got a bit frustrated and then just said point blank. "Dude! You're naked! You lost your shorts in the surf simulator!"

John looked down at himself, but instead of covering up or being embarrassed, or rather pretending to be embarrassed, he said, "So?"

The lifeguard had her eyes go wide as he said that. "What do you mean, so!? You're naked! You're exposed. Your penis and ass are out in the open! Doesn't that bother you? That everyone can see your little...uh...thing?"

She seemed rather awkward and unwilling to deal with his nudity. John felt a bit nervous as he thought that due to the rulebook, every girl would take joy in his nudity and try to prolong it.

But that's when she said, "Are you really serious about this?"

"About what?

"About the fact that you aren't embarrassed at all to be naked? To have your microp-I mean your manhood out in the open? People are laughing at you."

"So what? Let them laugh! I find it liberating. Honestly, I think more people should try it."

She suddenly looked to be deep in thought, but then said, "Ok, come with me. I need you to talk to someone..."

The lifeguard then took him by the hand and lead him to that someone.