Surprise gu(e)st

“Surprise!” Said Violet’s mom. “We heard from Soraya about your beach trip, so we decided to visit you two.” Looking around, she asked. “Speaking of which, where is Soraya?”

“Oh, erm, she’s getting our… ice cream! Yeah, she’s on a snack run. It could be a while.” Glancing at Gabby, she continued. “I’ll be right back.”

Being taken aside by Violet, Gabby asked, “What’s the matter?”

“We have to find Soraya. If our parents see her like this, I’ll be grounded till I’m in my sixties.”

“What? You didn’t think they’d find out?”

“No! You know Soraya, she’d never tell her mom that she walked starkers on the beach. I hoped she’d begged her mom to just not see me anymore. We have to find her, before she’ll squeal.”

“Dear umbrella, please don’t fail me.” Said Soraya to herself. She hated how the umbrella could only cover one side of herself. If someone came from the side or behind her…

Suddenly, a heavy gust of wind tugged at the umbrella which caused Soraya to lose her balance. As she struggled to stand on her feet, she accidentally hit a buff beach woman on the back of her head.

“Hey, what’s the big idea, lady?” Yelled the woman, as she readjusted her sunglasses.

“I am so, so sorry, miss.” Apologized Soraya, as she shrunk down behind the umbrella.

“Can’t you stand up straight? Come out behind that umbrella and apologize properly.”

“I’m terribly sorry, but I can’t!”

“Why?” The lady walked forward, grabbing the umbrella. “What are you, na- ohh…”

As Soraya was being stared at by the lady, she quickly snatched back the umbrella, unintentionally knocking her again with the umbrella which caused her to knocked out ****. “I’MTERRIBLYSORRYFORBOTHERINGYOUWITHMYNAKEDBODYI’LLBEGONENOW!”

As Soraya run up towards the shop, she saw the shopkeeper looking confused at the umbrella wearing goth. “Oh my, what is going on with you?”