Rachel's Rival

"Rachel," I said. "Got a celebrity you hate?"

"Oh, definitely that priss Florence Pugh," said Rachel. "She acts all high and mighty, but have you seen some of those photos of those dresses she wears? The ones that clearly show her nipples? I swear she knows men get hard looking at her and tries to take advantage. Plus, she's pretty snobby."

"Do you have her number?" I asked. "I can get her over here and hypnotize her."

"Sounds fun," Rachel said. "I'll call her up."