Down in the dumps

"Ha! Okay, so, funny story." Kasumi said with a nervous chuckle, looking around at the six women surrounding her. Only one of which wasn't a powerful biotic, but could still whoop her ass. "I mean, you guys are gonna laugh your asses off when I tell you!"

Liara scowled.

"Okay, so I thought you and Shepard didn't invite me to your Halloween party." Kasumi explained, still looking around at the women with a nervous smile. "So I snuck in and... Okay! Here's the funny part! I... May have locked Shepard out and her toga got caught in the door, causing her to slip out of it and try to sneak back in. And, ready for this? Shepard is now in a dumpster heading towards the dump as we speak! Hilarious, right?!"

Liara made a face so full of rage that Jack let out a whimper and hid behind Miranda while Aria looked like she was about to wet herself.

"Kasumi..." Jane growled as she felt the skycar slow to a stop, "When I get back, you are going to wish you were never born!"

No sooner had she said that when she felt the dumpster turn over, landing on the mattress with a yelp as she slid down the mountain of garbage while screaming all the way. As she got closer to the bottom, the mattress got caught on something and caused it to come to a halt, catapulting Jane through the air with yell before she used her biotics to bounce off a billboard and land flat on her back...

In a mud puddle.

"Correction: You're gonna wish I was never born." Jane groaned as she got to her feet, wiping as much of the mud off of her as she could. A low growling noise came from behind her, causing her to pause.

It was a common practice for dumps and junkyards to have guard dogs, of course. However, Jane recognized the animals responsible for the noise...

And they weren't dogs!

"You gotta be kidding me..." Jane groaned as she turned around, a pack of three varrens growling at her as their own biotics began to crackle.