Have you ever seen a smaller dick than yours?

“To be honest” – starts Candy – “This is the smallest dick I have seen” - She says that in an almost despective manner.

“I have seen smaller” – interrupts Becky. You suspect she says that to help you out. Candy looks angrily at her, but Becky does not seem to care. You smile at the tension between these two women. You are pretty sure they are not best friends. It’s even likely that they have met today for the first time.

“Well, we know Becky have seen smaller, but my question was for you, James, have you seen smaller dicks?” – ends up asking Candy, visibly pissed off.

“Yes, even if it’s hard to believe, my dick is not the smallest ever” – You answer, sounding harsher that you intended, but Candy is starting to piss you off as well. When you realized how it may sound, you explain yourself – “There are a couple of regulars at this beach that have even smaller flaccid penises than me, but a lot of times I seem to be the smallest. I think the reason is that guys with such tiny penises are more afraid to show but they exist. However, I noticed that more small guys are starting to practice nudism or naturism, which is very good. I think nudism and naturism should be about confidence and self-acceptance”.

You notice that there is now a small group of people gathering around you and the girls. Among them, there is a guy, with a dick slightly bigger than yours, but still small. He approaches you to high five and say: “well said, man, small dicks rule”. You return the high five with a smile.

Candy sighs as if this guy is ruining the interview and her chance to win a Pulitzer Prize while Becky is really enjoying it and takes a good shot of the guy:

“In addition, take into account that many of these guys with small flaccid dicks are growers with average erect penises” – You finish.

“Oh, are you a grower?” – Asks Becky. She seems genuinely curious. Candy looks as her as if she wanted to kill her. You find it kind of amusing. One of them, Becky, is so nice and relaxed and the other is so uptight.

You face her to answer, and with a sexy smile you say: “That’s private, don’t you think?”. However, you are making her a thumbs up gesture that the camera cannot catch. She realizes about it and smiles.

Again, Candy speaks and ruins the connection between Becky and you.