A big old orgy with Chaldea’s inhabitants, finally.

Right, the thing I had come here for. Not gonna lie, it’s nice to finally have a real chance to just turn my brain off for a little bit and just indulge in sex with no strings attached. I would’ve considered earlier parts of my Planeswalking Mindslaver experiences as qualifying in that regard, if not for the various things I had to take care of on those occasions.

I had to get items together, remember locked knowledge, save a girl or twenty from a terrible fate, all kinds of stuff that kept me from totally enjoying myself. Now, though? I’m fresh off of a mission that basically cemented a whole organization as allies, probably even if I didn’t cheat out access to their Grail supply. I still did just to expedite things, but whatever.

Point is, I can just revel in the opportunity to spend time with a whole facility’s worth of sexy anime women, most of whom I could impregnate with no issue even without my Normality Dial on. Blame the Ankoman-style writing, but most of the ladies were perpetually DTF, even if they played all coy before actually doing the deed. It was a nice day to be me.

Or, was it week? I’m not sure, Chaldea doesn’t really have visible days or nights, I think we’re somewhere like the Arctic? It seems to snow a lot outside of the base, and everyone here was no stranger to visiting cleared Singularities that were only ever one time of day. Shinjuku’s nighttime, Luluhawa’s daytime, everyone made use of whatever place Chaldea could Rayshift them to.

There were a lot of orgies, though the guy player character never seemed to be invited to any of them. The female player, who was a separate entity, did exponentially more fucking than her… brother…? I forget how they’re related here, canon’s a little inconsistent.

Either way, I eventually got up from a plush surface one day, decided that I was fully satisfied with my stay, and waved my new acquaintances goodbye. Well, that might be too impersonal a way of referring to them. Basically everyone with a vagina was now pregnant with my seed, so I ended up bidding farewell to a veritable wall of bloated bellies.

There were a few standouts, like Big Da Vinci who I knocked up first, and Kiara Sessyoin who reminded me of my wife, Laura the Lust Arch-Demon. Plus Mash and all the Saberfaces, and though now I can tell them apart a bit easier, it’s still tiring to list them all out. Maybe I’ll revisit some of my times here, but mostly it all kinda blurred together. Being a Self-Hypnotized Tireless Servant doesn’t really help you to keep track of time, not like there’s circadian rhythms to tell you when nighttime kind of should happen.

Anyways, with a wave of my hand a portal opened up, and I stepped through as I waved my new baby mommies goodbye. Didn’t even really have to Mindslave anyone into it, which is nice.

I didn’t forget my new subordinates, of course. I commanded my new Goblin/Amazoness tribes ahead of me, so I could introduce them to the rest of my entourage.

Once I stepped through completely, Taylor’s shocked face asked “W-Why’re you back already!? Who are these new women!?”

I raised an eyebrow. “Goblins and Amazons I enlisted. Also, ‘already’? Haven’t I been on my FGO vacation for a while?”

“John, it’s been five hours.”

“… huh.”

Well, I’m not even gonna try and explain how that worked out beyond “Fuzzy Canon Time Dilation.”