How big is it?

“How big is it” – Asks Candy in a very direct way.

“Do you mean how small is it?” – You answer. Candy does not react but Becky is laughing at your joke. It seems that Becky is really enjoying the interview and your puns while Candy is more serious – “Well, to be honest I have not measured in several years, but I would say that flaccid it’s about 1.5”” – You say.

“Well, we have a tape measure” – Announces Candy. Becky takes a tape measure from the camera bag and hands it to Candy – “Would you let me measure it?” – She asks sweetly.

“Yes, why not? I am curious as well” – You answer.

Candy kneels in front of you and pinches you dick with two fingers. “It’s difficult to measure something so small” – She comments and you giggle at the comment. She is finally able to put the measure tape against your dick. “Yes, it’s about 1.5”, maybe a little more, 1.7” or so” – She says.

“Great to have my statistics updated” – You say ironically. Candy does not seem to get the irony but Becky is clearly suppressing a laugh.

“You have big balls” – Candy says suddenly – “Both in the literal and figurative sense” – She adds – “Probably the fact that you have big balls make your dick look even tinier”

“Yes, a doctor said to me once: Well, you dick is small but at least you have big balls” – You comment.

“Did you go to the doctor due to your dick size?” – Becky asks. Candy does not seem happy that her colleague made a question.

“Yes, my parents took me when I was 18 y.o.” – You start answering – “He said that I was very small but still within the normal range so that it should not be a big problem for me” – You say. For the first time during the interview, you do not sound so happy – “He also told me that there was not treatment available at that moment because I had finished my growth and that, if I had gone earlier, maybe, something could have been done”.

Candy notices that the dynamics of the interview may change to something sadder, so she automatically changes the subject.