"Let us leave private Johnson out of this."

“I am not...Let us leave private Johnson out of this.” I joked.

“Oh god you named it?” Julie covered her mouth and laughed.

“No it is a joke. It's a private and a Johnson so....” I shrugged feeling a little embarrassed.

“Really felt more like a major Johnson to me.” Jules gave me a playful smile.

“Ha ha. Fitting though I suppose since officers don't see front line action and he is currently .retired from service.” I shook my head and walked over to take my clothes out of the dryer when I heard the buzzer.

“Just out of curiosity. What was his service record like when he did see action. Did he just do under cover deep throat espionage? Capture a couple of hills while facing pressure on both fronts? Or was it more front line service deep in the trenches.” Julie teased. I couldn't help but give her a look of disbelief. “Or maybe it was covert ops were he had to take the enemy from the rear and tunnel his way...”

I quickly interrupted her on the last one. “Oh hell no. There is no way he is serving as a sapper.” I shook my head and laughed as I put my tongue in cheek as I looked at her. You are enjoying this way to much.”

“More then you know. I could keep going sugar all night long.” Jules licked her lips as she smiled gleefully and walked over as the dryer went off on her load as well..

“Please don't.”

She opened the door and squatted down giving me a peek up the skirt of her dress at her juicy thighs though kept her legs together not to mention a glimpse down her top at her cleavage. I couldn't help but think back to her picking up the papers. “Out of curiosity was there any bob wired or did Alice napalm the battle field in advanced of your invasion?”

“Julie.” I closed my eyes and laughed.

“Just wondering what battlefield conditions were like so I can get a full accounting. I mean he led millions of souls to their deaths that day.” She smiled wickedly at me then went back

“If you must know the battle lasted the course of a three day weekend and the casualties were in the billions.” I smiled slyly deciding to play her game.

“What?” She stopped and looked up.

“Some friends, me and Alice rented a place after prom for the weekend on the beach. Me and Alice kept sneaking off to. You told me about your prom so it seemed fair.” I shrugged carrying my clothes over to the table.

“Sounds like the Major really distinguished himself. Don't suppose there was a beach landing involved?” She said behind me.

“A gentlemen doesn't kiss and tell.” I poured my laundry out on the table as I looked back at her.

“Fuck the kissing part. Tell me the rest.” She said hurrying over with her own load.

“You don't hear me asking about detail for your prom with the girl.” I smirked.

“That was more of a vacation then a war. Some mountain climbing, a little bit of cave diving, had some seafood together, took in a little horseback riding though camel might be more fitting because of the humps. The usual.” Julie smiled slyly as she began to sort her clothes.

“But nothing came out of it? Relationship wise I mean.” I changed the subject.

“We decided to just remain friends given we were heading off to college and I would have to see my ex if me and his sister stayed together and I didn't want to cause more problems for her and her family so we decided not to take it any further. It wasn't bad all in all but felt a lot like masturbating at times which I can do to myself or have been doing myself should I say since prom.” Julie frowned.

“Nice to see that relief is still crossing the southern borders into the famished regions even after the closure of the borders.” I teased and she froze and dropped her jaw. I smiled having caught her by surprise for once.

She pulled a \pair of panties and fired them at me like a rubber ban as she blushed slightly. “Good one though sadly relief operations have been far and few between these days as I have a room mate so I have had to resorted to smuggling things in.”

“Please tell me the last part was a metaphor.” I shook my head and tossed her panties back into her pile.

“Nope.” Julie smiled as she pursed her lips still a little red in the face. “Luckily we haven't resorted to going in through back channels yet.”

“Oh god.” I shook my head.

“Here is your shirt back sir. Clean and dried. Thank you for lending it to me.” Julie said as she was folding the shirt I had given her other when she had gotten wet.

“Of course. It fit you better then it ever did me.” I smiled.

Julie phone pinged and she picked it up to look at it. “Op. Looks like the girls made it back and they have pie.”

“So want me to walk you home?” I shrugged. Part of me didn't want this night to end.

“I live one floor above you. I don't think walking me to my door is really necessary.” She gave me a look as she smiled.

“Still this is a rough neighborhood. Have you seen the characters who live around here.” I joked.

“So you are going to protect me is that it?” Julie playfully nudged me with her arm as she leaned over.

“Afraid noble sacrifice is the best I can do. I will make a good distraction while you make a getaway. Just remember me when I don't make it.”

“Fuck that. I pepper spray on my key chain and a taser in my purse. Once they are on the ground I start kicking. How about I walk you home.” Julie said loudly as if daring someone to start something.

“Good. You can go first so I don't have to walk in on Rory if he is having a threesome.” I smiled. I was sure he wasn't but it probably be best to play it safe and sound.

“You know I have no clue why someone like that wants to make movies and not be in them though I suppose the word casting couch comes to mind now that I think about it.” Julie smiled as she folded a cute little top.

“Probably. Pretty sure he rather have his name on the film itself instead of an acting part. A Film by Rory Chase. He told me that when he was in high school he joined drama club because there was a girl.”

“Typically is with you guys. Wait so it will be a Chase film?” Julie laughed. I had made the same joke before as well about Rory's last name.

“Yep.” I nodded. “As to the why not acting he told me he couldn't commit to a part because of the swim team so he worked backstage in the production and seemed to like it.”

“While helping the girls adjust their costumes and reading lines I am sure.” Julie smirked.

“Probably. Clearly you are not a fan of him.” I said.

“No. I am sure he will grow on me but I am done with the whole jock thing so he need not bother hitting on me is all. My ex played sports and left me for a cheerleader so generally when I hear a guy is into sports it is a major turn off for me now.” Julie frowned.

“Damn and I was really good at miniature golf. Guess I will have to give that up.” I smiled.

“That is not a sport.” Julie elbowed me.

“Says you but the back nine can be rough and it takes a lot of balls to get good at it.” I shrugged.

“You are such a dork.” Julie pushed me and I pushed her back playfully. We goofed off for a bit as we folded clothes and headed for my room.

We were walking down the hall when I heard a someone yell out from one of the rooms. “Fuck. Son of a bitch.”

“Sam from the sound of it.” I frowned. It sounded like it was coming from the direction of her room and the voice was familiar though it had been to brief for me to say it was her with absolute certain. I was a little apprehensive of checking on her, especially if she was in a bad mood which it sounded like.