Your Harem fights back

You were already taking off your jacket as you shouted, “Star! Get Aelita to safety!” You didn’t need to see Starfire pick up Aelita and take her to the head table to know that she did it. Around your arms, the hidden plant seeds sprouted and started to coil themselves into bark coated gauntlets. After the raptor rampage, you had swapped your shirt to have hidden seeds and weapons just in case the raptors weren’t the actual Traditional Gardner Wedding Monster Mash. You were glad you did as your plant gauntlets extended a long blade as you punched a husk about to chomp down on a nude blue-haired girl.

“Hera, give me strength!” You see Diana pull an oversized novelty sword food pick from a sandwich at a big eater's table and use it to counter a blow from the gorilla like Brute. She twisted the blade and shoved the Brute’s arm to the side, allowing her to stab its exposed belly. Diana didn’t get to finish it off as Laura jumped on its back and used her metal claws to behead the monster in one fell swoop.

“Did the Amazons teach you to be so slow?” Laura teased as she jumped off the Brute’s back. Diana just twisted around and slashed the sword food pick just as a Banshee teleported in shrieking. The food pick instantly silenced the Banshee before it could react. Laura looked at the Banshee for a moment. “Fair point.”

As you dealt with another husk and kicked back an Abomination, you thought about how upset Marinette might get due to how Laura’s dress was missing half its length. It looked like Laura had immediately torn the dress to get maneuverability as soon she saw the husk horde. Or maybe it happened during the raptor attack, you didn’t know. Speaking of Marinette…

“Why is it always zombies?” Marinette complained as she looped a weapons grade yoyo around a Marauder-type husk who was trying to wrestle your Aunt Lucinda Gardner-Peach who was wearing some kind of toga. You didn’t think ‘Lucyfer’ liked that style of dress. Marinette pulled and twisted, pulling the Marauder off of ‘Lucyfer’ and tossing it at a wall where your Spider-Gwen was able to quickly web it to the wall.

The Marauder was quickly joined by several husks and abominations(which proceeded to explode). “Good job Marinette!” Spider-Gwen said as she helped a few guests who were fleeing the fight.

“Good job, good job!” Whined ‘Lucyfer’ as she got off the floor. “A thing like her should’ve saved someone infinitely more important like me faster!” Spider-Gwen fired a web that gagged ‘Lucyfer’.

“Oops,” Spider-Gwen said before going back to webbing up the attacking monsters. ‘Lucyfer’ stomped her feet before stomping off towards the defensive line being set up by your Uncle Hoss and his harem.

“You just got yourself a spa day Gwen!” You shouted as you ran past her. You were running towards Katara who was forming several ice walls and spikes, a brute was swinging from some pillars towards her.

“Behind you!” You warned Katara as you reached out to the carefully trimmed decorative hedges scattered about. Instantly Piranha Plants sprouted from the hedges and grew large enough to intercept the brute and stop it in its tracks.

“What—” Katara gasped as she turned around to see the brute’s claw inches from her face before the swarm of Piranha Plants dragged the brute into its grasp and it disappeared with a crunch.

“I got your back, sugar tits,” you say, causing Katara to huff.

“You promised to only call me that in private,” she complained before a new horde of husks appeared. You ready yourself with a stance as you get ready for the new horde. You charge at a smaller banshee just as you hear something happen in the DJ booth.

“Hey, you can’t—go find your own hiding—ow! Fine take the booth!” Came from the speakers, distracting a few of your defending relatives. You hear a crash as you duck under the banshee’s claws.

“Hey you fresh party people! Who's ready for some beats!” Callie announced before starting her music. As soon as the music hits, you feel…