Petting zoo

When I got back to the booth, Lily was already there. She was scrolling on her phone. I couldn't help but be surprised again by how lucky I was. Just seeing this breathtakingly cute woman waiting for me when I got back made my heart swell with happiness.

I slipped into the booth and Lily looked up. "Hey, you're back. I was starting to get a little worried."

"Yeah sorry, I had to convince Monica to let me go to the restroom too."

Lily burst out laughing. "Yeah that's Monica for you, will never let go of a good dick once she has it."

"Guess I'll take it as a compliment then. Anyway, I hope our food gets here soon, I'm starving."

She put her phone away and leaned forward on the table. "Funny, most guys that come here are far too distracted to worry about eating."

"What can I say, you got me excited for the chicken and the pussy."

"1. That's terrible, 2. I'm glad you're excited. As a matter of fact, I think the pussy is pretty excited for you too, shame you can't pet it."

"It truly is a shame, I would love to hear her purr."

"Sadly the restaurant doesn't allow animals inside, so that will have to wait."