Bill goes on the offensive

“G pawn to H4”

The wheel began to spin. And the smile was wiped off of Jim’s face. Bill smiled although his facial expressions were less discernible through his overfilled lips.

“Hey, it will make da game go faster.” Bill taunted. “Lets see how you wike it.” Snickered Bill, hoping for a drastic change to his friend.

Tick tick… tick…. The wheel stopped on a picture of a bimbo in a short skirt.

“Haha just a clothing change!” Jim shouted victoriously.

“Just a cwothing change? Are you fucking kidding me?”

*whoosh* Jims pants quickly shifted into a red plaid skirt.

“Hoping for something a little bit more raunchy? Id show off my ass but its still my original one hahaha.”

Bill retained his confidence in his skill. “Wel just tak a lok at de board man. There iz not to much available for yah, dat wudd, like, not also totaly put yah in a literally um, a horrible position for my turn.”

Jim’s smile was wiped off his face. He didnt even have enough in him to taunt his friend over that hilariously bimbo sounding taunt. He moved his bishop to defend his queen in the middle of the board.

“Ha you are wike sooooo witerawwy stupid!” Bill said cheerfully as he moved his knight to capture Jim’s bishop.

“Well its good to know that even though you sound like a bimbo, apparently you still have that good brain in your noggin.” Jim said defeated. “Ughhhh, What am i going to get now?”

“Well bishop means head so… maybe some cute long hair?”

*POOF*

“Yayyyy in was totally wight!” Bill bounced for joy, again making his bodacious breasts bounce uncontrollably.

Jim sighed. This was going downhill fast.

Does Jim begin to turn this around?