She's got a funny feeling.

Tina reasoned that at least with the joking thing she'd have some fun. "I'll take option three."

The hostess spun on her heels to face the crowd. "Witzelsucht!" she cried in impeccable German. It was kind of a funny word, Tina thought with a chuckle.

Oh shit, she thought distantly. It's starting. For some reason that was funny too. She wasn't able to contain it anymore and let out a loud snort of laughter. Chrissi was looking at her with a comical expression of concern.

The hostess flashed a vicious grin and spoke with mock concern that Tina found hilarious. "How are you feeling, dear?"

She tried to answer but was overcome with a laughing fit. She steadied herself on the backdrop and managed to speak. "I'm feeling like a thousand dogs," she choked out through laughter. God, it was so funny!

Chrissi frowned, trying to figure out what she meant. "A thousand dogs?" Her perplexity was hilarious! How could she not get the joke?

"It's like when you eat ice cream and..." she paused for comedic effect, "it starts raining!" This time the laughter brought Tina to her knees. She knew that she was being weird but that just made it funnier. The hostess was saying something to the audience.

"...volunteers? How about you, sir?"

She helped a man up onto the stage. His face was nondescript but there was something so comically off about him that Tina couldn't even stand. He had all of the visual characteristics of a human being but he was wrong in a way that she supposed might have been terrifying before now.

I used to be a dude, she thought and snorted. My name was Trevor! I wouldn't have liked this! The thought made her chuckle.

"Tina here is going to give you something I call a giggle job. Tina?"

The demon man approached her and unbuttoned his fly. The thing that popped out was so funny Tina immediately burst into laughter again. It was a cock! Or a pussy or a candy bar? It didn't matter, she realized as he shoved it into her mouth. It tasted like chocolate sulfur and she laughed again.

The man leaned back and laughed, making her laugh even harder. His cock swished around in her mouth and she felt his wiry pubes scraping against her teeth like steel wool. I'm a straight dude, she thought hysterically as she bobbed up and down on his throbbing member. I shouldn't be laugh-sucking this dude's dick!

He grabbed the back of her head and thrust hard, triggering her gag reflex. She gagged and laughed at the same time, which was the funniest thing that had ever happened to her. Suddenly a near-scalding stream of black fluid was filling her mouth throat lungs nose and she could not stop laughing. It was evil, but it didn't matter. It was hilarious!

She fell off of him and rolled onto her side, clutching her ribs and laughing and moaning as thick black fluid seeped from her mouth. She coughed a wad up and saw it sizzle on the floor, and it was funny. It was all so funny.