The first piece taken…

“Alright lets go… um. Dude its been a while since i played chess.” Jim sat there and thought of his openings. “Okay here we go.” He moves a pawn up, and hits the timer. Immediately it begins ticking. “Well, at least we know it works.”

Bill scanned the board. “Its been a long long time since I played. Probably high school.” Time continued to tick by. His hand hovers over a multitude of his pieces. Tick tick. “Here we go.” He moves a pawn to open up a lane for his bishop and punches the clock, unaware of the awaiting penalty had he waited just a few more seconds pass.

They continue to play, completely witless of the sexy consequences to befall them. Until… Bill says “okay, time to see what all this weirdness and wheel spinning involves.” C pawn to d6. He slides his pawn across and take the first piece of the game… and punches the clock. All on its own the wheel begins to spin.

“Woah dude what the fuck??” Jim exclaimed.

“Whats going on?”

“Dude the wheel just started spinning all by itself.”

The wheel began to slow.

“Oh come on youre just pulling my leg man hahaha.”

The wheel moved slower still, passing the tiles labeled for breasts, butt expansion, clothes, and landed on….