I am right: it's an acorn

Anita approaches Daniel in a sensual way, but he keeps the same straight face. Then, she pulled his pants down. I was so impressed by the fact that he did not change his expression when she pantsed him that I almost forget to look at his crotch.

When I finally do, I see this:

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Yes!!! It’s very small. You can describe it as an acorn. If you have to explain what an acorn dick is, this wis be the perfect example. It is short but reasonably thick. It is nestled on his small-ish balls and pointing forward. It’s also uncut.

I try to make some small talk with him, but he is not answering or only answering monosyllables. So, I up my game: I am going to humiliate this guy as much as the show directors allow me.

Me: Daniel, you are even smaller that Marco. He was a shrimp, and you are an acorn. How short is that?

Daniel: 2 inches

Me: I do not think it’s true. Marco’s was two inches, and he was longer. I think I’t about 1.5”

Daniel: No

It’s impossible to talk with this guy.

Me: We can always measure. Paul, do you have a tape measure?

Paul: Of course, this is a show about dick sizes.

Paul hands me the tape measure and I approach Daniel. I expect some resistance from him, but he remains stoic. I take his dick with two fingers, and I measure it.

Me: It’s about 1.7”. Both of us were wrong. How does it feel to be measured in front of the whole country?

Then, I feel his dick grow between my fingers. He is getting erect. The guy is loving this, but he won’t admit it.

Me: So, it’s growing. Is it a big as it gets? Now that I have a tape measure it would be a waste not to measure your hard dick.

He nods. He is not that stoic now. So, I proceed to measure his hard dick.

Me: 3.3” inches! Congratulations, you are the proud owner of a micropenis!

I am still holding his erection with two fingers, and I see precum coming from the tip. I think I can get this guy to cum in like 30 seconds. So, I rub his dick a couple of times.

Me: Do you jerk like this? With 2 fingers?

He nods. I rub a little more.

Paul interrupts us but it’s too late. Daniel cums. The guy is a dribbler, not a shooter so his cum fall on the floor.

The audience is erupting with laughter. Paul does not know what to do but the director fives him a thumbs up so they are happy with what just happened.

Me: At least it works, fast guy. I wink at him.

He does not smile but he whispers to me: “Thank you”

Paul announces that I won another 5,000$ so I have now 10,000$. This is good.

So far, we had two small guys. Will the third be better hung?

Paul announces him.