Adventures in Robo Land

Your name is John Doe and you are a bit of a tech head. You kind of had a fascination for older games and making/playing mods for them if you could.

One day, your parents decided to kick you out, since you were 18 years old and out of school.

To 'help you' find a new place, they sold all your things and gave you the money they got for all of it. They didn't tell you until after the fact.

You walked away with only the clothes on your back and your smartphone. You doubted you'd ever speak to them again.

As you passed by an alley, you heard the sound of a warp pipe from the Super Mario game. You looked and indeed, there was a green pipe sticking out of the ground.

So you carefully walked up to it, wondering if it was a prank or not. At best, you had your first bit of furniture, a table that looked like a warp pipe.

You tapped it with your knuckles a few times.

"Definitely metal," You muttered before leaning above it.

It... stretched down for a long distance. In fact, there appeared to be a cup-sized opening that seemed to be...sky?

You put your hand in, just to see if it was oil-based paint or a velvet painting.

Then it happened. Some **** seemed to grab your arm pull you in.

You screamed for help as you were pulled through the pipe. As the other end came closer and closer, you saw that it lead to open sky.

Eventually, you reached the other end of the Warp Pipe, but instead of being shot out like a bullet, you stopped the moment your upper body was out of the pipe. To your relief, there wasn't any whiplash from the sudden stop.

The land around you was what the 1980's thought what a futuristic city looked like. There were building that looked like machines and elevated walkways all over the place.

Then someone walked into your line of sight.

It took a moment for you to recognize them, but it was Bunsen from the Super Mario Bros Super show. Her lips looked quite kissable.

"I'm... in here of all places?" you muttered, getting Bunsen's attention.

"Oh, a human. My name is Bunsen. Who are you?" The somewhat cute robot asked as she walked over to you.

"My name is John Doe. I think I need help getting out of this warp pipe," You answered. As Bunsen easily helped you out of it with her superior robotic strength, you asked, "So... I'm new here. What's the current news?"

Bunson answered, "Well, the latest news is that..."