Confront Your Sister, What Could Go Wrong?

The next night, you knock on your sister's door.

She answers the door in her robe, seemingly having just gotten out of her shower. "Yes?" she asks as she gives you a look that betrays a hint of disapproval.

"Sis...I, well, I don't know how to bring this up," you say, struggling to find the words, "But I found a blog. It had enough personal information to dox it as yours." Yes, you think, if she gets pissed, this is just you trying to protect her. It's an easy excuse.

"Bullshit," she responds, her brow furrowing angrily.

"But, I mean it's you're blog," you say as you try to regain control of the conversation.

"Of course 'Girls are Queens, Guys are Things' is my blog," she responds tersely, "but it's bullshit that you know it's mine through any sort of personal information. You've been snooping through my stuff."

You are at a loss for words.

Your sisters shifts her hips as she takes a step back and more fully opens the door to observe you, deducing, "You've also been checking me out, you perv. Your own sister. Well, what do you have to say for yourself?"

"Maybe I'm interested in the same things you are," you counter petulantly, "If I'm a perv, you're a perv too. Wanting to turn dudes into bras and panties...makes you just as much of a perv."

You got her there, you mentally decide. There's an akward moment of silence as you both stare at one another before she shrugs and relaxes a bit, her tone downshifting to a more casual, "Fine, fine. Whatever..." She turns to walk back toward her desk as she seems to consider something.

Turning around, it looks like your sister has come to a decision. She looks you up and down before coyly smiling and asking, "So, you want to become an object of my desire?"

"Sure," you respond nonchalantly, trying to play it cool despite the thought greatly arousing you. You can't tell from her expression whether she buys the act.

Your sister responds, "Just one thing, have you even been with another woman before, bro? Is this just a fantasy, or do you even know what you're getting yourself into?"