R. Dorothy

"Hurry up! She'll be here soon!"

Dave pushed the covered furniture. "Ok, how about here? The light coming in the window will hit the pages."

The girls look and smile nodding. "Yup," said Tink. "That's the pefect spot! Now put your Jacket back on!"

"Yep," said Harley. "And comb your hair and make yourself look more like Bruce Wayne-er, I meant Roger Smith! Gah you know what I mean!"

Dave frowned. "Ok that's not gonna happen."

"And I got the camera at the ready when he gets a hernia trying to carry her out of the pod!" Harley exclaimed.

Dave sighed. "We got her updated to be top of the line, remember? She's lighter, faster, stronger, more durable and she has components more up-to-date than a disk drive. She'll weigh about the same as any of you except for Tink... maybe even less."

"Hey!" Harley said. "Did ya look at me? You meant me didn't you! Why wouldya-"

"Everyone who ate thirds on dinner last night, more than a dozen Penny cookie S'mores, a bag of doughnuts and two sandwiches for breakfast and half of of one of Dave's and three more sandwiches for lunch with a tiny bowl of salad, not counting snacks raise their hands," Said Tink.

Harkey was the only one with her hand up. "I got a high metabolism!"

"You sure do," Tink said. "Its practicly your super power. Any normal person who ate like you would look like a float in a parade or the Staypuft Marshmellow Man."

"I'm not fat!" Harley said angrily.

Dave smiled. Tink wasn't wrong. But neither was Harley. How anyone could eat like her and maintain a perfect figure without modding was a mystery. Harley was amazing. But They'd had their fun. Time to end it. He swept her into his arms. "You're as light as laughing gas my little blossom."

"Puddin' pie!" Harley said as he kissed her the teasing forgotten. While Tink grinned and rolled her eyes and they all laughed.

"Ah!" Said Hilda on look out for a signal from the 3S gaurd. "Is this it?"

Melfina looked. "Yes, that's what your delivery pod looked like only this ones... bigger?"

Tink zipped over. "Yup. We ordered a bunch of extra stuff remember? There are delivery pods that carry more than a single occupant at a time or larger individuals and gear but they all have that same distinctive look."

"Well let's go greet Dorothy!" Harley said excitedly pausing only to fix Dave's hair just a bit more.

They went to let the pod in and Dave varified himself as the owner. The ladies began retriving the various items from the pod as he opened up the pod. Sure enough inside was a naked R. Dorothy Wayneright. *She almost looks like a lovely doll with her petite figure and alabaster skin,* he thought. When the girls had retrived everything he placed her collar around her neck and set her to wake in fifteen minutes. He gently stroked her hair then picked her up to carry her inside. She didn't weigh much more than Harley did. Harley still took a picture.

He carried her to her room and placed her on the bed. Covering her with a sheet and holding her hand. And they waited.

"Why did you set it so long?" Melfina asked.

Dave smiled. "I regretted setting yours so short and I wasn't here for Hilda's. I liked watching you sleep."

Hilda smiled and touched his shoulder. "You're a romantic."

Tink and Harley nodded as he blushed. "He is. He's always planning little romantic gestures," said Tink.

"Or surprises," said Harley. "You ladies can look forward to that. I knew he'd insist on carrying her inside like a bride."

"Shush," Dave said. "I'm trying to think of the right things to say when she wakes up."

"Tell her "I have a special house rule that only lovely young women can unconditionally enter this mansion." Just like that," Harley said. When he looked at her she shrugged. "What? We looked 'em up to have on hand. It might be important."

"No, No," Tink said. "The important rule is "If you stay, then you wear black." We talked about this."

Dave sighed. "We don't do that here. Besides even you don't follow that one goth girl-"

"You know," Melfina said. "I liked "I value women and the elderly. It's one of my policies."

Hilda shrugged. "I thought "If someone lacks courtesy and sincerity, I ask them to leave." Was pretty good myself."

Dave sighed but nodded. "Okay. I like both of those myself but Guys-"

"The most important rule of all is," said Tink and the others nodded with her and joined in saying together,"under no circumstances must anyone touch my desk!"

"I'm not Roger Smith," Dave said looking at the four of them exasperated. "I'm David Stark and-"

"David Stark?"

"That's what I said."

"Why am I naked with you holding my hand, David Stark?"

He turned to look into the dark and pretty eyes of R. Dorothy Wayneright looking back at him. "Dorothy. I, uhh..."

"You really are a louse, David Stark," Dorothy said as the girls laughed and cheered. "She said it!"

[David Stark Pepper Tinker Bell Harley Quinn Melfina VSD02C Princess Hilda and R. Dorothy Wayneright

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