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Chapter 43 by Wolf13
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Home and Work and Home Again
"*Low whistle*Daaammmnnn!"
Dave smiled. "Thanks, Harls... I've had this look in mind for her for awhile."
Harleen had removed her glasses. Harley swallowed. "I mean... she is practically the definition of "built like a brick outhouse" both meanings... sexy as fuck! She's... she's the most beautiful orc I ever seen and yet still easily one of the most badass! Look at them tits!"
Dave smiled. "I know they're a bit big but so is she. Everything is proportionate as it should be."
Harley swallowed. "She's beautiful... and keeping Cascas scars while adding Gutz's? The scars are beautiful... and you kept so much of what made Casca a beauty to begin with but now instead of a muscular little fragile speedster swordswoman..."
Dave grinned. "... she's a badass unstoppable **** of nature. No one's ever gonna break her again! She'll cut them all down! Like the story you worked out for her we're flipping the script only better! She's stronger than Gutz, just as fierce and she'll be the protagonist and rescue her companions! She was always capable enough. Now she can shine."
Harley smiled. "Yeah... she's beautiful! Fuck we're gonna need a cystom maid uniform for her. Sayoko and Roberta are gonna flip when they get to train her! She kinda resembles She-Hulk. Ya didn't hulk her didja?"
Dave shook his head. "No need. Casca was just that pretty to begin to begin with. I'm working on Saki now... "
Harley looks and squees. "Eeeee! What a smoking little cutie! Aww and you managed to keep her face the same. She'll be such a cute little sex bomb!"
Dave swallowed. "Yeah... she really wanted these last minute changes? She was gonna be hot to trot before but now..."
Harley grinned. "You can review the footage if you want. This is exactly what she wanted! Want me to write you a part in her story too?"
Dave blinked. "Maybe... it would be good to guide her a bit to a happy ending like we're going to do for Casca or Kaska I should say now... let me think about it, 'k?"
"'K," Harley said putting her glasses back on smiling as she became "Harleen". "I think it's a good idea. We definitely want them to have their happy endings after all but it's Kaska's that'll need the most guidance towards that end." She looked at the time and then patted his shoulder. "You have plenty of time to finish up but don't dawdle. I'll check in on the others so we can leave when you're done."
Dave nodded and got back to working intently. "Got it. Thanks Harls!"
"Put that one over right here... now turn it a bit... little more... there! Perfect!"
"I'm glad you like it," Hilda said smiling. It felt good to have her powers back and use them. She directed the vines she summoned where things needed to go as they moved all kinds of things.
"That's amazing," Melfina said bringing her a glass of water with ice. It looks like she'd brought some for everyone. "I thought you could use some refreshment."
Hilda smiled. "Thank you, Melfina. Thst was very thoughtful of you. Ah, Tink!" She called out. "Come get something to drink. I want to move and plant the herb garden somewhere near the kitchen now that Melfina's here."
"Oh!" Melfina said setting down a cup for Tink. "Give me just a moment!" She ran off with the cups and pitcher of water and started handing them out person to person.
Tink settled down next to Hilda and sipped from the cup. "Phew! Thanks for all your help! You're amazing, Hilda! Almost like we had our own Poison Ivy."
Hilda shook her head. "I was thinking the same about you and Melfina. You're both incredibly hard workers. Is this the same Poison Ivy mentioned last night?"
Tink nodded. "Yeah. In a lot of the properties from their setting Harley's and Ivy's end up teamed up together either as temporary allies, friends, partners or more. Our Harley was friends with her Ivy so she's friendly to most Ivy's."
Hilda smiled. "That's nice but it's... touch confusing."
Tink laughed. "You mean the more than just multiples of Harley?" Seeing Hilda nod she did too. "It is a tad. There's so many Harley's. She became a pretty popular character. Comics, television, different movies, video games and even timelines. But ours is from her original series appearance. She's what's known as a "classic" Harley Quinn. And from a very rare ultra low digit instance so she's seen as a bit special among those who care about that stuff. Not that it matters. It's a bunch of collectors nonsense. A single digit Harley is just as good as a septuple digit Harley. But collectors can go a little crazy about driving the price up."
Hilda blinked. "So for whatever reason our Harley is... valuable?"
Tink nodded. "Dave's old man doesn't hold with the collector nonsense though he's a big one for collecting characters from the same instance. So gifting Dave a ultra low digit Harley was kinda peculiar but he's always brushed it off. I'm thinking he won her somehow... card game or a casino prize or a RealDreams lottery..."
Hilda looked thoughtful. "Maybe she was collateral for something?"
"Or someone lost her in a bet?" Tink nodded.
"Repayment of a debt?" Hilda speculated.
"Grand prize in a contest?" Tink wondered.
"Congratulatory gift that he then regifted, perhaps?" Hilda postulated
"Ohmigawd!" They hear the dulcet tones of saud Harley Quinn as she and Dave pulled in. Harley was hanging out the window excited. "Look at all the plants! Didja get an Ivy and keep it a surprise! I love surprises! That'd be something. Leaf it you guys! Hahahah! Leaf! I crack me up!"
Hilda and Tink both look at each other and start laughing too.
[David Stark Pepper Tinker Bell Harley Quinn Melfina VSD02C and Princess Hilda
Will Return In
R. Dorothy
Coming Soon]
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