It's Not Hero Time...

You blast forward with the intent to destroy the goblin boy and bring justice to all those it has no doubt ravaged! The Goblin Boy looks terrified as he raises his club up and prepares as best it can,but it will not escape judgement!

Like lightning,your sword flashes and the blade shoots forward,your absolutely legitimate training no doubt having a great part in making sure you would not be a slouch in swordfighting,and as you feel the sword reach its mark,you see...that you struck dirt.

You struck the ground. You missed. Badly. You take a second to register it,and so does the goblin,that a second ago thought he was about to be divided by two,neither of you move for a second. You think to yourself,how did I miss like that? It's not like he dodged,he was a stationary target,by all means there's no possible way that you-

"Oyah!"

Your thoughts are interrupted as the Goblin Scout strikes you with his club,hitting your head pretty hard,you lose your footing and fall at the Goblin Boys feet,head spinning.

"O-Ouch..." you say,unable to stand up again after your brain had been struck twice,once by the goblins club,and before by the fact you managed to miss the easiest target one could ask for.

As you lie there,the Goblin Boy takes a second to look you over,and can't seem to believe himself he managed to win.

"I-I did it...? I did it! F-Finally,no one will make fun of me after this...!"

You were not listening to what the Goblin was saying,too preoccupied with the pain on your skull,as you started to black out however,you heard the Goblin speak clearly...

"I-I won,so I have to t-tame you,d-dont worry the other goblins say humans love it,and I was once told I have a nice co-"

You black out before he can finish that sentence,your fate sealed....