(1)(2) HuMutts, HuCows, and Holstaurs

A secret that was suppressed by prudish Light Wizards and power hungry Dark Wizards was that Rowena Ravenclaw and Helga Hufflepuff were in fact Holstaurs. Holstaurs can develop skills and experience not relevant to sex, they just typically don't. Helga was in favour of further domestication of her kind, motivated by the extinction of Minotaurs and exile of the Giants. Rowena however, had found a way to think at thelevel of a high-intelligence Witch through her fabled Diadem. Between it and some cosmetic charms, she successfully masqueraded as a Witch until her HuCow daughter Helena fled with it.

Rowena was able to withdraw from the public to save face, and took a dangerous concoction combining Unicorn Blood and Wit-Sharpening Potion to live out a cursed life in obscurity. It was when secret journals were discovered early in King Rubeus' reign that she was revealed to still be alive, living as Madam Rosmerta, the slutty barmaid of the Three Broomsticks.

Helga however, had not taken her fellow cow's actions well, and suspected that Rowena was responsible for Holstaurs becoming extinct, living on only as HuCows. It has since been proven that Rowena bankrolled the research, and in her guise as Madam Rosmerta, she fed Witches Potions to increase intelligence and suppress Holstaur/HuCow heritage. Helga put a special rule into the School Charter. It endowed full control of the school and the future of Wizarding Britain to any member of the Hogwarts Faculty who could come to the School with a Holstaur and the means to restore her race.
- Gilderoy Scummbastard, the Rise of King Rubeus I of Earth

An alarm woke Minerva McGonagall from her sleep and she ran quickly to see what had the school on high alert when it was still nearly a month before eighteen yesr old Witches and Wizards arrived to start their first year at Hogwarts.

As she made her way to her new office as Headmistress, she passed the queer sight of the Grey Lady, the Ravenclaw House Ghost, laughing madly.

Entering the Headmaster's... the Headmistress' Office, she was hit with a wall of sound as the portraits of her predecessors all argued and hurled **** at one another.

"-bad enough learning what you did to my great-great-granddaughter, now this? What else?!" Phineas Black bellowed at the portrait of Dumbledore, a portrait that had no animation. The Ministry had decided to punish the portrait in the absence of a living Dumbledore by freezing it while letting it retain awareness.

Minerva felt dizzy as magic filled the air and she was **** to brace herself against the Headmaster's... against her desk.

"Why does my chest feel so heavy all of a sudden?" she wondered to herself, before the portraits all became silent, and shifted their focus to observe her.

"Oh Helga must have had a lot of help to get the Wards to do this." A distant voice said, but Minerva couldn't focus as her vision went dark.

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The HuMutts are a particularly fascinating sub-race. There is no known claimant to their creation, and no initial sign of a reason for them, other than having an unwaveringly loyal cumslut that has canine features and traits. It is only when observing their interactions with Lycanthropes that we see their, we assume, purpose. The scent of a ripe HuMutt bitch calms the most rabid Werewolf, and gives the males full cognition and control, even when transformed. It is also observed that female Werewolves in the same Pack will, overtime, become HuMutts. Offspring are always Wizards or HuMutts. Scholars historically theorised that Dark Wizards were behind the numerous culls of HuMutts, but during the release of Albus Dumbledore's Diaries, it was discovered that Light Wizards were responsible. Wizards like Dumbledore feared that HuMutts would erase the Lycanthropic Curse and then begin breeding with Wizards.
- Lewd Scummbastard, Fantastic Fucks and where to Fuck Them

Sirius Black blinked his eyes as lights were shown into them. He had been asleep, so he tried to slap the offending light out of the way, only to find he was bound to his bed.

The attempt, and failure, to move drew attention though and whoever was shining the light called out to someone that the "patient" had woken up.

"Patient?" Sirius wondered. He remembered feeling incredibly weak when he was taken from Azkaban, and being told Dumbledore had died and secrets had been revealed, some of them concerning him.

"How's it going you dumb dog?" The voice was familiar, but it's... stronger than Sirius remembered. And it caused an unusual feeling in him. But his thoughts are interrupted by his bonds disappearance.

He was quick to rise, only to immediately fall back as his balance fell to pieces. He felt... off. Like his arse was sitting on a cushion and he had some strange weights on his chest. Remus, it was definitely Remus, though Sirius' vision was blurry from the light in his eyes, helped him up.

"You've been through a lot, and there's more you're going to be going through soon enough." Remus told him, and Sirius was finally thinking enough to realise what Remus' deeper, stronger, more authoritative voice was doing. It was arousing.

"But first... look." Just as his eyes cleared enough to see properly, a new flash burst, more muted, and it materialised the first thing Sirius would see. A mirror. Allowing him to see... herself.

"You're a HuMutt Sirius. Apparently it was a family tradition of the Blacks to breed them into the Main Family to give every Head of House Black a loyal wife-bitch that would keep happily produce Wizards for House Black. You were forcibly turned into a Wizard against your family's wishes. That is the real reason you were the black sheep of your family.

"He thought a HuMutt in the form of a Wizard would calm me enough to attend Hogwarts, and be a loyal friend to James Potter. He was right, but nobody would have agreed to do this to you." Sirius stared at the woman in front of her. She wasn't standing, but she guessed she was four foot eleven, with all the mass she had in her prime as Sirius Black the Wizard, pushed down and then out into giant ass and tits.

"Your name... your real name... is Sopdet Black. Siri... Sopdet... you're a HuMutt. I'm a Werewolf. You have no idea how much... better I feel right now. But as good as I feel... I am also painfully hard and I need to know if I have to go somewhere and take care of it... or if I can..." there's pain in his voice. Everything in him is telling him to fuck the brains out of the brunette bitch in front of him. But he remembers the friend he had. One of the few he ever made.

"Sopdet... then you can call me Soppy, because I am sopping wet down here Remus!" Sopdet pulled Remus into bed, wrapping her legs around her friend... her Master's waist and kissed him. They had years of fucking to catch up on.

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Gold bracelets and anklets with green gems attached to her wrists and ankles, a thin gold cuff appeared on her tail, a beautiful golden collar with a large cowbell went around her neck, and a tiara went on her head. She looked like the Queen of Cows. And she well be called that, considering what Hagrid intended to do with her.

Rubeus Hagrid arrived at Hogwarts with Holly to learn that every Witch employed as a Teacher had been purged of Potions by the Wards Helga Hufflepuff and had all been returned to their true HuCow states. Severus Snape strode out of the Castle, naked except for his billowing cloak. He was ready to Curse Hagrid for initiating an orgy without warning when he froze at the sight of Holly Potter.

Hagrid gave permission for Snape to get a drink of Holly's milk before sending him back into the Castle. Meanwhile, he lifted his stacked cow, making Holly moo in delight.

They moved to the Great Hall, and while Holly rode Hagrid's giant cock, a House Elf reported events in the Castle to the new Master of Hogwarts;

• Irma Pince, the Librarian, had hardly left the Library. In her younger, more pleasing form, she had crawled around shelves trying to understand books she used to. House Elves were delivering food regularly and fucking her. They mentioned amusement at how she'd gotten slower to return to the library over the past few days, tempted to remain with the House Elves when they took her to bed.
• Poppy Pomfrey, the Hogwarts Healer, was not only pregnant, but was heavily pregnant. She had stored the last samples and notes of the greatest achievement of Lily Evans' work on Potions... a Pregnancy Accelerator. Severus Snape had already retrieved the notes and was dosing all the cows, hoping it would slow them down. It did not.
• Rolanda Hooch, the Flying Instructor, would never fly again. Her curves as a HuCow made it impossible for her to balance, and it was already being made a Rule that HuCows not be permitted access to a Broom.
• Pomona Sprout, the Herbology Professor, was birthing Pan's Cunt Trap Plants. A bizarre plant with cock shaped flowers and stretchy, prehensile vines. They would latch onto fuckholes and pump their victim full of seeds for them to birth.
• Charity Burbage, the Muggle Studies Professor, was being used to test Milking Machines made by Muggles.
• Septima Vector, the Arithmancy Professor, was crying and cumming from the shame of being unable to solve Arithmantic Formulae that she had created.
• Bathsheda Babbling, the Ancient Runes Professor, had her hands cuffed behind her back after she started using spilt cum to write Runes that made cocks hard and increase cum production.
• Sybill Trelawney, the Divination Professor, and Aurora Sinistra, the Astronomy Professor, were the "guests" of the Centaur Herd living in the Forbidden Forest. The House Elves reported a meeting with the Centaur representative Firenze, who told them that the stars told of a new era for the world.
• Minerva McGonagall, the Transfiguration Professor, was being repeatedly hunted and fucked into submission as she kept trying to resist her new lot in life.

Not satisfied with his former colleagues being dim-witted sluts, Hagrid ordered the House Elves to bring them to the Great Hall. The Wizards and House Elves were given a boost in vitality from drinking Holly's Holstaur Milk, while the HuCows were converted into Holstaurs by the same white liquid. Some of the bimbofied women were happy, some were too cumdrunk to notice, only Minerva tried to resist.

"Hagrid please! This isn't what Albus would want!" The last defender of Dumbledore tried to keep the milk out of her mouth, but she was outnumbered and overpowered. As she felt the changes overcome her and her mind soften past the dumbest of cumdumps, Hagrid sneered.

"It's what yeh werr alwuz meant to be, yeh dumb cow."

What Next?
Option 1: Remus Lupin arrives at Hogwarts with his bitch, he'll be teaching Taming of Witches
Option 2: New Master of Hogwarts, Rubeus Hagrid, learns his prize cow's jewellery from the Pottter Vaults have some special enchantments (Comment or Message me ideas if you want to)
Option 3: What else has changed in the world while Holly was becoming Hagrid's bovine bimbo? (Suggestions welcome)
Option X: Something else, suggestions welcome

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