Open your door.

You get an idea for some quick and easy exhibition. You stop masturbating and decide you are going to read through the story naked, but with your door wide open. Deciding to strip first, you put your clothes in the dirty laundry basket, then walk over and reach for your door. You pause for a moment to steel your resolve and then you turn the handle and fling it open.

You are now fully naked with the empty hallway before you, you turn around and sit back at your computer and continue reading.