Samus!

Samus had a trick up her sleeve. Pressing buttons on her zero suit, she materialised her ART 88 pistol and fired it directly at Zelda. The blast struck Zelda's chest dead-on, throwing her into the air and slamming her into the arena walls. Disoriented but still conscious, Zelda looked up to see Samus aiming at her again. Thinking quickly, she drew a shield about herself, causing Samus's next laser blast to bounce back and strike the intergalactic bounty hunter in the stomach, exposing her midriff and hurling her into the ground.

Zelda inspected herself again. Oh Gods, my tunic! Her tunic had fallen apart with the laser blast, leaving her breasts now completely unveiled. At least Link isn't around to see this, she relented. There was no time for self-consciousness now, she charged up another magical blast and carried on the counter-attack, this time evaporating the still-floored Samus's boots out of existence!

Had this naked elf-chick really just destroyed her shoes, Samus wondered distractedly as she clambered back to her feet. Well two could aim for feet! Ducking down, she span her leg around and tripped the Princess up, knocking her to the ground flat.