I Own A Penis

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Press Start Game!
(If you’re seeing this message it’s because you haven’t started the game yet - please use the game menu on the right)

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This is good. Owning a penis is not essential to attain The Joy of Semen but it does increase the likelihood that you’ve got easy access to fresh semen, delivered straight from your own cock and balls. Master Ken does not subscribe to the school of thought that flirts with frozen, or stale semen - that is not the way to enlightenment. Master Ken trained with fresh cum, and you will do so too.

Drew, if you own a penis but are not able to produce cum, then you'll need to find a source, so choose the relevant option below. Don't be afraid, and remember that you promised to obey me in all things.
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