Athena has a run-in with the police.

“Please don’t stare at her breasts! She is very sensitive about the color of her nipples!” Widget yelled to try and make people look away.

“Not helping Widget!” Athena crouched down to hide, wrapping her colorful areolas under her fingers. Luckily, it seemed like Mother Nature was on her side. A dense fog rolled into the bay, blanketing the beach in a white cloud and shrouding Athena’s body.

“Oh, thank goodness. Maybe this is my chance to get out of here...”

Getting back on her feet, Athena stumbled along the beach. The fog helped her move unnoticed, but it also meant she had little idea where she was going. Before she knew it, her feet left the lukewarm sand and stepped over the rough asphalt.

“Ugh, I can’t see a thin- Ack!” Athena crashed into something cold and metallic. A parked car. The worst kind of car, a police patrol! Her perky breasts were smushed against the window, the officer inside getting a close look at her flattened salmon-colored nipples.

“What the-“a stout officer with an impressive mustache came out. “Is this a prank? Were you trying to insult the police? And where are your clothes, girl? You are coming with me!”

“W-w-ait!” Athena said, stepping back and waving her hands in the air. “According to the City Hall’s Edict #2432, public nudity is not illegal!”

“What, are you a lawyer?”

“Yes, actually!”

“Well, then you should know that disorderly conduct is against the law, as is interfering with police business.”

“I wasn’t interfering with anything!”

“Then what do you call your-”

“Wait, pal,” a gruff voice came from inside the car. “I think I recognize this gal from the Wright and Co Law Offices. Let her go, those guys are always getting into nonsense. I’m sure she meant no harm.”

“Hmm, fine. You can go, with a warning!” The cop returned to his car and promptly speeded away. Leaving a confused Athena in his wake.

“Wait! Can you guys give me a ride or something… huh? They are gone. Damn, talk about embarrassing.”

Police Problem Card: Nothing to see here.

You haven´t broken any laws, but the cops don´t quite buy that you aren´t up to mischief. They let you go with a warning.