Kasumi does.

"Perfect!" Kasumi came back down. "This is great." She had her recording going.

"What is going on?" Tali asked when she found her voice.

"Shepard here is now doing porno!"

All the women looked at the naked commander with shock.

"What?" Ashley had to hear it again.

"It's not fully!" Shepard snapped. "Its just a show of me being naked! The money is going to help victims of the war!"

"Ha! And I thought those fake porn videos were entertaining." Jack laughed. "Good for you Shep. This is to good."

"Why would you do this?" Miranda asked. "I mean I get you wanting to raise money but nudity?"

"It's not to bad." Jane blushed more. "I just have to be naked..."

"How much are you making? This sound kinda fun." Jack asked.

"Here." Kasumi sent her the profits.

"Holy shit! Sign me up. Miri too!"

"Absolutely not!" Miranda said.

"Look at the cash!"

Miranda bit her lip. That was a lot of credits.

"What do you sayg girls?" Kasumi showed them all. "The Naked Adventures of the Normandy Crew will be a gold mine!"

All the women looked to each other. Shepard couldn't believe that they didnt immediately say no, but even Liara looked intrigued.