Harry, 23, [ route]

"What the fuck? Jesus my head hurts like" you think to yourself. As if you didn't stay awake last night for 20 hours doing fuck all but playing online with the boys. You did deserve it tho. You finished college couple days ago with good grades and you came straight back to your house. You missed your family and your friends. You've been neglecting them the past 5 years to focus on your studies but now you're finally free to do whatever you wanted.

Still, you've woken up with headaches before, but this one was different. Sure your head was ringing, but it felt like it was in the air instead of your head. Strangely enough as soon as you thought that it went away. You didn't pay much attention to it though you're just glad it went away.

After spending half an hour on twitter you decided that you stank enough to go to the bathroom to wash up and start the day. "Oh" you say as you step on a normal looking sharpie. Who's is this? You know its not yours. You haven't been in your room for longer than a week in ages and you certainly wouldn't bring a sharpie to it. "Must be mom's" you think to yourself as you put it in your back pocket to give it to her downstairs.

You step out of your room to go to the bathroom. Used to the lonely apartment life, you open up without knocking or checking if someone was in there, and surprise surprise, your sister was in there. Your cute, tight bodied, short red haired, best friend of a sister was in there.

"What the fuck dumbass?!" She says as she cover her privates while under the shower

"Oh fuck sorry. Sorry. My bad" you say as you cover your eyes with your hand and sincerely apologize to her.

"Dumb cunt" you hear her justifiably call you. Sure your sister was hot as hell and you wanted to FUCK her. But still, **** is wrong and it would ruin your beautiful best friend sibling relationship. Plus she's not into it. But god damn, if she wasn't your sister, you know for a fact you'd try to do what you've been fantasizing about for years.

Thinking nothing of the mere nanoseconds you glimpsed upon your sister's hot, wet, tight body, You decide to go downstairs. Not for lack of horniness, but more so the fact that you've eaten nothing but monster energy and mcdonalds slop food the past two days so you can game more with the fellas.

God, you MISSED your mom's cooking.

The smell of cooked eggs and bacon are so good this early on a Saturday morning. So heavenly. You feel like you could float away following the scent of the food like a cartoon character. You reach the kitchen, your mother, Kassandra, 51 years old, is making breakfast like you're usually used to. Apparently she got married to her high school sweetheart as soon as they turned 18 and immediately pumped out 6 kids one after another and just stopped after. Speaking of dad, he said he'll be back sometime in the coming months. You miss him. Thinking about him right at this moment makes you feel guilty that you're checking your mom's ass. I mean it was bad enough that its **** but do you really have to think about your own dad while imagining yourself fucking your own mom in her fat ass? How degenerate can a son get? Anyways, FOOD.

"Hi mom" you say as you give on final glance to those glorious hips.

"Heyyyyy sweetie~~~~ hope you had a good tume playing with your friends yesterday. You were pretty loud but its okay im glas you were having fun"

She comes over and gives you a kiss on the cheek and serves you a plate of eggs and titty meat to- wait what? No she served you eggs and bacon. God. What is wrong with you today? It's like your extremely horny. More than the usual extremely horny. Whatever. Just enjoy the food.

"Hey mom did you lose a sharpie in my room?"

"Hmm. No i don't think so sweetie i only came in your room to clean while you were gone. Maybe on of your sisters forgot it there?"

"Mom, I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news but i don't think they can write." This is one of your classic riffs. God you are so funny

"Ha ha" god my mom is so hot and thic- okay this is strange. I jacked off to family but not like this. I love my family but god damn im horny today

Your addiction to monster interrupted your breakfast time. You just wanted to wake up. Maybe the caffeine will make the horny go away. Spoken like a true addict. You open up the fridge and grab a can of mon- "Mooooom. Did Cass take my monster again?!"

"Yeah sweetie she said she had no energy to wait for coffee so she chugged it and went to shower. Don't be upset I'll buy you another one later"

"That dumb... idiot" you almost called her another word. But your mom was there. Maybe i should go finish my bre- [WRITTEN OWNERSHIP]

...

THE FUCK WAS THAT??? You KNOW for a fact you didn't think. You don't know how you know but you KNOW it wasn't your original thought. You simply knew that you had the power to claim anything or anyone. As crazy and moronic as it sounded. You just had to write your name on it and it will be yours

A power to claim anything... hmm...