Bell Cranel.

(Insert the usual disclaimer about characters being aged up.)

Bell exited the dungeon beneath Orario, quite pleased with his haul, having gotten a few magic stones from the wolf like monsters he had slain. He groaned a bit as he rolled his arm from where one such monster had struck him after getting the drop on him. "...I should really be more careful... Goddess-san will be quite cross with me for coming home with several injuries," he groaned. He lived with a newbie goddess with no followers by the name of Hestia. Bit of a long story as to how that had happened, but she was sure to scold him.

"Ah well, at least my head escaped injury this time," he chuckled to himself. WHAM! Apparently, the universe had taken that comment as a challenge, and something dropped right out of the sky to bean him in the head. Laying on the ground with a lump on his head, and swirls in his eyes, he complained, "Me and my big fat mouth... How the hell did that happen?" He sat up, and looked at what had just come out of nowhere, seeing a notebook, titled, "Sex Note." Raising an eyebrow, he snagged it up, and looked it over, opening it up to the inside cover, and took in the rules.

"...is this actually a magic item? If so, what kind of idiot would drop something like this?" he wondered.

"Hey!" he heard an indignant voice, but when he looked around, couldn't find a source.

"...now I'm imagining things..." he groused, pocketing the notebook and getting back up.

...

Hiding behind a building, Ria berated herself a bit. "Almost revealed myself there," she chuckled to herself. "Who does he think he is, calling me an idiot? Meh, he'll be fun to watch for a while..."