Missing member

"If I remember the conditions of this challenge correctly, Commander," EDI explained, "it was that you, Dr. T'Soni, and Lieutenant Commander Williams would return to The Normandy in order to win the challenge. Only you and Dr. T'Soni returned. So, by a technicality..."

"Oh, come on!" Jane snapped, "That shouldn't count!"

"Ooh, sounds like The Commander is a bad sport..." Jack gloated. "Probably shouldn't have let the xenophobe run off with the leprechaun."

"What was Shiala doing with Ashley anyway?" Miranda asked curiously.

"We accidentally left her behind when Shiala gave us a -" Liara began, stopping herself too late.

"Ha!" Jack laughed, "I knew it! You cheated!"

"Oh, and having Miranda place a code inside EDI to not let us in until I gave an interview to those creeps while on the verge of exploding wasn't cheating?!" Jane barked. At Jack's laughter, Jane donned a confused expression before a look of realization came to her and Liara's faces. "There was no code, was there?"

"Shep! Miri has to call tech support for a problem with our TV. Do you think she could place a code into something like EDI?"

"Watch it, or you're sleeping on the couch for a month!" Miranda warned.

"So Ashley is with Shiala?" Samantha asked, trying to catch up.

"You know something, Williams?" Shiala said after round twelve, "At the risk of sounding mushy, I think I just found my Bondmate."

"Mmm..." Ashley purred as she cuddled into Shiala's embrace. "Buy me dinner first, and I'll consider it."

"'Consider'?"

"Well, I accepted the offer back in round one." Ashley admitted, "But I'd still like a date."

"Works for me." Shiala purred as the two began to make out again.

"Oooh... Oh, crap!"

"KASUMI?!" Ashley shrieked, recognizing the moan and curse as the thief appeared next to the bed. The soldier growled and blushed in a mixture of anger and humiliation. "Were you freaking filming us this whole time?!"

"Uh, I plead the fifth." Kasumi chuckled nervously. She tried to run for it, but soon got caught in a biotic grip from Shiala, the two lovers snarling at the thief. "Let's be civil about this now. You're not gonna hurt me for just making an income right?"

"I preferred if you hurt me!" Kasumi whimpered as she was pushed out the door of the motel room, completely naked and wearing only the holocuffs that Ashley had been previously wearing.

"Too bad. Now, you might wanna get a move on!" Ashley said with a smirk, punctuating her sentence with a spank to Kasumi's bare ass with her now free hand. The soldier chuckled as the thief yelped and ran off, closing the door as she faced her new asari lover. "Where were we now?"

In response, Shiala grabbed Ashley as the two began to make out again.

"This shouldn't count!" Jane snapped.

"Well, we can provide you another challenge to lose if you like..." Jack offered smugly.

"Wait, don't I get to put up a challenge?" Samantha asked.

"You don't even know what's going on, do you?" Miranda asked skeptically.

"Well, uh..."

"Shepard has an ENF fetish." Jack said bluntly, causing The Commander to turn scarlet as she remembered how close she was to orgasming right now.

"Oh, I see." Samantha said, nodding. Suddenly her eyes widened as she turned to Jane and asked, "Wait? You too?!"

"You have an ENF kink?" Liara asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Yeah, what about it?"

"I don't remember reading that on your files..."

"There's these ancient things that people used to use called 'Books' and 'Magazines'." Samantha said, rolling her eyes. "I would know the perfect situations to put you guys in!"

Jane wanted to argue... But a part of her was actually curious what Samantha was capable of thinking up if she did have an ENF kink like she did.