The doors didn't budge.
"EDI! Open up!" Jane shouted again, practically pounding on the doors with her shoulder as her legs trembled and and her womanhood grew wetter and wetter.
"I apologize, Commander." EDI's voice replied, "However, I am under strict orders from Ms. Lawson not to let you, Dr. T'Soni, or Lieutenant Commander Williams into The Normandy without one interview."
"Jack! Miranda!" Jane growled, her eye twitching as she brought her knees and legs together. "When this is over, I'm throwing you BOTH out an airlock!"
"This is a serious matter, EDI!" Liara stated as the two naked women heard the crowd get closer. "Shepard outranks Miranda!"
"I'm sorry, but Ms. Lawson has placed a direct code in my system so not to go against it. I can only let you, Dr. T'Soni, and - Where is Ms. Williams?"
Kasumi smiled at the views that her latest video was getting. How could this get any better?!
"So, Williams," Shiala began with a lustful growl, "ready for Round Two?"
Kasumi looked up to see that Ashley was actually thinking it over before turning to the green Asari. "Can... I be the top this time?"
"Be a good girl and I'll let you top in Round Three..."
"Santa! You're early!" Kasumi thought excitedly as she pressed record...
"That doesn't matter right now! Let us in!" Jane snapped.
"As I was explaining, Commander. I cannot. Ms. Lawson has placed a direct code in my system so not to go against it. I can only let you, Dr. T'Soni, and Lieutenant Commander Williams into The Normandy once you have fulfilled the requirement of one interview."
"You can hack into her and delete the code, right?" Jane asked Liara desperately as the crowd got closer.
"Ordinarily with the proper tools, yes." Liara replied, "However, I don't even have pants, let alone the proper tools to do so!"
Jane felt her legs turn into jello as she looked over her shoulder, burning scarlet as the crowd came closer.
"I have stalled The Commander and Dr. T'Soni as you have requested, Ms. Naught." EDI said to Jack, the tattooed woman nodding in approval.
"Jack?" Miranda asked, "You think we might be going a little too far here?"
"As opposed to when The Blueberry had us hunting down Shepard as she streaked the city the first time? After stealing her clothes in the middle of that park?"
Miranda opened her mouth to argue... Then closed it and shrugged. "Fair point."
"Hey, Miri!" Jack said with an evil grin as she and Miranda looked out the window at Jane and Liara being approached by the army of reporters and spectators. "Betcha Shepard loses all control on live TV during the interview."
"And what do I get if she doesn't?" Miranda challenged.
"I'm your bitch for three months." Jack smirked, extending her hand.
"Make that three years, and you got a deal." Miranda said, shaking to the agreement.
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