Pawning off his party again?

It was a few days after the awry quest to kill so e snow sprites, and they had a decent heat wave for the moment, but Kazuma didn't expect it to last. He and Cremea were arguing slightly, he had only wanted relatively easy quests, not eager to get killed again, she of course told him to stop being a baby, he was level 23 now, and that was the lowest party level, so they had even the harder quests in the bag.

"Hah! You only want to do basic quests now?" a drunken blonde haired man laughed at Kazuma. "I heard you had gotten pretty famous lately, but it seems ya got scared! I feel bad for the ladies with you, having to lug around a weak adventurer," he sneered.

Kazuma's eye twitched. "Just ignore him Kazuma," Megumin said.

"He's just drunk," Darkness concurred.

"And jealous that you got five strong and beautiful girls with you!" Aqua added.

"I dunno, if he has that much trouble holding his liquor, he shouldn't get drunk in public in the first place," Fio piped up.

"Even if he wasn't drunk, I could understand his jealousy," Cremea admitted.

"Damn right I'm kinda jealous!" the man chuckled with a hiccup. "Lookit you, walking around with five high level girls, like you got your own personal harem! Must be nice, getting boosted like that! How's about we switch parties eh?"

"How's about we do!?" Kazuma growled, grabbing the front of the guy's shirt. "Getting boosted? Don't make me laugh! If you only knew how much I suffered!"

"...I think we're taking another sabbatical today," Cremea whispered to Fio.

"Agreed, if they actually do switch for a day, before he begs to swap back, we're not helping that idiot out," Fio agreed.

"Hey, calm down, I was just drunk!" the man protested. "I can't help but think from an outside perspective though that you got things good..."

"Then how about we trade for real then? Just for a day, and you'll see what I went through..." Kazuma said bluntly.

"No!" a new voice shouted, and Kazuma blinked, seeing Kyouya run in, a familiar traumatized look on his face, and grabbing the guy from Kazuma, shaking him frantically. "You don't know what you're getting yourself into, I did a stint with them myself, save yourself!" he was telling the man frantically.

WHAM!!! Kazuma smirked as he quickly put the Sex Note away, having whacked Kyouya upside the head with it. He finally had the chance to touch it to Kyouya, now he just had to pawn him off on Ria, then she'd finally outright fuck him. "Now now Kyouya, let him learn..." Kazuma sniggered as Kyouya rubbed his head. "Let him get into his own messes..."

After a bit of discussion, an agreement was reached. A day of swapped parties, with the exception of Cremea and Fio, who decided to take a high level quest with Kyouya for old time's sake.

"...I tried to warn him..." Kyouya sighed as they headed out.

"We know you did Kyouya," Fio grinned, patting his shoulder.