You go out

You can’t imagine anything going wrong, but you should make your first stop the local workout clothing store near the gym. As you walk, a cop pulls up alongside you…

“Excuse me…stop please,” she calls from her open window. You stop.

“Sorry…I’m going to get some new clothing-“

“You thought it was okay to be out like that? I can see everything including your stretched-out hole! Are you trying to get yourself raped by a hung dickgirl?”

“Uhh…no? I didn’t think-“

“Get in the back door. Let me see if there’s something we can fit insi…help you fit inside.” The officer orders.

You climb in and the officer pulls away.