The Blowjob Cafe

"So where are we going?"

She bit her lip. "I hope you don't mind. I made a reservation for us at the Blowjob Cafe."

The Blowjob Cafe! I had heard the rumors, but I never thought I would end up going there. It was a fairly new restaurant. The gimmick being that the waitresses would suck off male customers during the meal. Sounds insane right? But apparently, it had been successful so far. The secret was that it only allowed couples. Unlike what you're thinking, it's not for men wanting some fun. It's for women who want to test a potential partner's stamina.

Basically, they would ask out their crush and go to the Blowjob cafe on the first date. If the guy cums too fast, they know not to sleep with them. If they manage to impress the girl, the relationship continues. Of course, they still need to be entertaining enough during the date, or else you could lose her interest that way. And reportedly the employees were very talented at distracting you.

"Sure, sounds fun!"

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!

"Great!"