Jess' brother

"Of course you're going on a date! Why else would you get ready like that? Your dad talked to Jess. She might not want to tell us how to reach Sarah, but she agreed to go shopping with you and help you get a few things. You gotta get used to going out as a woman after all. Of course, if you'd rather be with a man, she said her brother's available..."

"What?! No, I can't go out like this! I don't want Jess to see me like this!"

Your mom gives you a knowing look, like she knows what you're thinking.

"It's settled then, let me call your dad so he can tell her. His name's Vincent. I'm sure the two of you will have a great date." She says.

You try to clarify the situation. "Wait, no, that's not.. that's not what I..." But your mom interrupts you. "Shush now, I'm calling your dad."

Oh boy...