Lady, or the Tiger?

"'Isn't he amazing?' Linda asked me?  And -- " 

   Cathy interrupted herself.  "Do you want to hear about him?  Are you sure?"

    I wasn't sure.  On the one hand,  there didn't seem like there would be much upside to listening to my wife describe the "amazing' attributes of some young waiter, sitting there cock in hand.  It had to be time to stop listening whether it was true or not.

    On the other hand, my wife was sitting across my chest, by all appearances excited as hell, and I wasn't sure I could get any harder myself.

     "Or maybe you'd rather hear more about Linda?"