An ordinary, everyday fox

Yep. Just a normal red vulpine. You swish your long, fluffy tail around you with a smirk, and take a moment to study yourself in the mirror. Let's face it, you're a good-looking canid, and the fact that you sleep in the nude just shows off your athletic figure, right down to a barely-visible (but getting better!) six-pack. A short-cropped mane of hair props out of your head, almost a punk look, the rest of your body covered with an almost impossibly short, fine layer of fuzz in red and black.

Of course, right now, what stands out most is...