Junior's Sentencing (Hard Time)

"C'mon, baby, I need relief," Leland cooed, rubbing his beauty queen wife's ass. She shook his hand off.

"I told you, Leland, I have a headache," Maureen replied crossly. Leland rolled over. A month without pussy ... unacceptable. His assistant gave good head, but it wasn't enough. He was pissed.

***

"Anything good on the docket?" Carrie asked perkily.

"Oh, **** cases, **** cases ... oh, and the Coffee Shop Pervert. I think I'll give him a year," Leland said, showing her your mugshot.

"Awww, that's a little pussy boy, maybe just probation?" Carrie asked, pouring her boss some coffee. Was she trying to negotiate?

nervous,"Pussy boys need time too."

"Oh, I might do a lot for a strong judge with the wisdom to spare a pussy boy from prison." Leland stared at her.

"You can fuck off and he gets 12. Or you can start giving me pussy and ass and he gets 6. He's got nothing going for him, no girl and his dad is a relapsed drunkard." Carrie looked at the floor, considering.

"Okay."

***

You fainted when the judge read the sentence. So much for your ace in the hole.