A Couple of Boners in the Morning

I wake up and check the time on the clock. It's 7:49 in the morning. Tami is still asleep. She's so cute when she sleeps. Sometimes she sucks her thumb like she's doing now. It's so adorable. I stretch then get out of bed to pee. The first thing I notice is I have an erection or morning wood as it's sometimes called.

Wonderful, I don't know if you've ever tried to take a whizz with morning wood but it can be difficult. First it takes longer to come out, second it's harder to aim. At least that's how it is for me.

I bend over the toilet so my penis points directly into the bowl and a little bit of pee trickles out. For the love of Pete I really got to piss and that's all that comes out. Tami comes into the bathroom after waking up." Morning Bekki." She starts to giggle." Having some trouble I see." She stands next to me and despite the fact that she too has morning wood she has no trouble aiming and emptying her bladder. I on the other hand am still struggling. "Fuck you Tami ,just fuck you."

Tami busts out laughing so I slap her testicles. "Oww my nuts!" Now it's my turn to laugh as Tami bends over holding her balls." Very funny Bekki, ha ha." She goes back to the bedroom and I finally am able to empty my bladder.

Tami is sitting at her desk rolling a joint as I come out of the bathroom. She looks at me." Ready for a little wake and bake." I can't help but smile." Sure, but aren't you afraid your mom might catch us?" Tami giggles as she tells me her mom won't be home until Sunday night.

We go out into the living room still in the nude and smoke the joint planning what to do the rest of the day. Since it's raining out like it usually is in New California doing anything outside is off the table. I look out the window." Funny isn't it. On Earth the state of California was known for it's constant sunshine. New California however is known for it's constant rain."

Tami also looks out the window. "Yeah, and what really sucks is we don't have a car. So we can't drive anywhere." She adds. "Let's get some breakfast then decide."I could use some breakfast.....