She takes it well all things considered

“So you didn’t go to my universe as part of an infiltration before the mass ****,” Jean asked for clarification after you finished explaining what a Vacation World was.

“Nope, all information for a **** run on a X-Men Evolution World, RealDreams already had decades ago, it's a popular show especially once the reruns started. Though, RealDreams doesn’t do mass kidnappings except for when they are stripping the universe for resources. They usually only capture characters who sell well.” You summed up RealDreams’ operation while showing your memories to her telepathy to explain some details.

“You and Starfire only went to my universe to hang out at the school and play at being heroes?” Jean gave you a betrayed look while Fubuki, Kyouka, and Gwen gave you disappointed looks. Tatsumaki didn’t appear to care.

“We genuinely wanted to help, we even had to use some resurrect’ems once the sentinels caught us trying to move mutants to safety, we could’ve used them just leave.” You defended yourself before you gained a sheepish look. “And we wanted to see if any of the girls would make a good fit in the harem.”

“What?” Kyouka cocked her head. “What are resurrect’ems?” You quickly gave a rundown of the tools given to the customers of commercialized vacation worlds (vacation worlds could also be worlds completely bought and are treated like vacation homes) to keep alive/return home.

“And what was that about a good fit in the harem? Was that all you thought of us?” Jean glared at you.

“We were dumb teens, we thought if we could become friends with the X-Men in universe we could be friends with one or more in the harem. Plus, we would have a reason to go back to the vacation world at the very least.” Jean continued to glare at you. “The X-Men were my dear friends.”

Jean glared at you with crossed arms and after a silent minute filled by the Koopa driver singing along with his radio loudly. “I heard your thoughts about why you bought me. Starfire’s sister needs help?”

“She had been living as a human furniture for a few years,” you explain and she winces. “She might need help figuring out how to not act out and keep calm. Figured a telepath such as yourself could help her.” Jean’s demeanor seemed to ease off a bit.

“Anything else you want to tell me?” She asks.

“Starfire and I might’ve fucked Kitty on your bed… along with Amara… and Rayne that one time….” You state while burying yourself in your seat. Jean’s eye twitched and you gulped.

“We get it, you’re a pervert,” Tatsumaki rolled her eyes as she searched through the minibar. “Why did you bother to get us if you knew she would already be able to help?”

“Wait, did you get taller?” Gwen asked as you all paid attention to Tatsumaki’s height. She looked like she was the same height as Kyouka.

“Huh, are you calling me short!” Tatsumaki started glowing green and her hair started floating.

“Calm down, don’t destroy the limo, I’m only borrowing it,” you say as Tatsumaki’s control collar activated and restricted her more destructive powers to only party tricks.

“Hmmph!” Tatsumaki pouted and twisted away.

“Anyways, I guess I should start off by saying that your height was a bit of the reason I got you in addition to Fubuki looking beautiful in her outfit.” You say and before she could say something more negative, you quickly elaborate. “I got a message from my uncle that my cousins Paula and Miles are sick and can’t be my flowergirl nor ring bearer respectively. “

“I don’t like where this is going…” Tatsumaki narrowed her eyes.

“You looked at lot shorter on stage…” You trailed off a little as you noticed that she seemed to have gotten a bit shorter…and she gained a green aura.

“I’m not going to be a your flowergirl!” She growled as she floated along with some of the luggage bags and loose items in the limo. Tatsumaki flew at you, likely because she chose to float in a moving limo.

As Tatsumaki started screeching while Gwen and Jean held her back, you hoped that Aelita and Starfire were having a wonderful night.

“Hello pretty mommas, I hope your night has been a dream,” a large muscle bound man said as he flexed his muscles while pouring oil, striking poses and winking at the crowd of ladies. His winking was pointless as what was most unusual of the guy was the paper bag he had on his head. And attached to the paper bag was a picture of one James Gardner.

“Work that booty!” Shouted Laura while she waved around a tankard of Asgardian Mead. Several of the harem were flicking dollar bills at the near naked Johnny Bravo that was rented out by Poppy and Jane Gardner for this bachelorette party. The two girls in question were getting the attention of a particularly handsome Green Arrow.

“This celebration of the end of our Bachelorette-hood is most enjoyable.” Starfire said as she took a seat by Aelita, the two of them drinking some non-alcoholic beverages while enjoying the music and view. The two of them were wearing twin tiaras made from real silver and had some pink tinsel on it.

“Yeah, though I still think they moved the target,” Aelita pouted good-naturedly as she recalled some of the party games they played.

“Hey pretty mommas, enjoying the show?” Johnny Bravo with the paper bag on his head asked as he walked up after his show. “Still not sure why you had a picture of this guy. I helped rescue him from a trash heap the other day ya know.”

“Wait, you helped find him?” Marinette asked as she looked up from a sketchbook that may or may not have drawings of some of the men in the building.

“Yeah, I earned some delicious bacon grease for it,” Johnny replied. Diana and Gogo confirmed that a Johnny was part of the team that found them on Trash World and had loudly chugged a barrel of grease. Poppy and Jane shared an odd look before addressing the group.

“Ladies, I think we need to get to work,” they said before the harem surrounded Johnny.

“Wait what are you…ow ow, what are… oh momma!” Johnny exclaimed as the lights in the party room dimmed.