Horny

I adjusted my shirt so that the back was lifted up on the back of my desk chair.

"Snagged up you say? Jee! You're right, Mrs Elvgren. How embarrassing!! I DO apologise. Good thing I'm wearing briefs ... this time. (Giggle)"

A: "Giggle"? He hooked his shirt over the back. I saw him. And who's Mrs Elvgren?

_D: _That's a long story.

I stood up and bent over my desk, picked up my desk phone and said. "Hello. Your call is important to us, but right now I'm busy showing off my tight underwear to a complete stranger."

A: [Gasp] The brazen... what's a male slut called?

_D: _Hey! Don't judge. At least he's not going commando... unlike someone, I could mention.

I stood up again and reached for the cupboard above my desk.

"Oops" I said as I purposely knocked the pens onto the floor again.

_A: _But I'm not "going commando" It's... complicated.

_D: _Relax, you don't have to explain yourself.

I got down from my tip-toes and rested my balls on my desk like before.

"Oh, I do apologise Mrs Elvgren. I'm such a clumsy oaf today. I can't think why."

I picked up the pens and started to put them back.

"I'll just put these back and...?!!!"

As I lifted my arms this time I noticed the buttons on my shirt begin to undo. The fabric had now been so stretched out that the buttons could slip through the holes without much effort.

"Whups!"

Mental note to self - don't raise your arms above your head when wearing this shirt.

_A: _Whups indeed! Was that deliberate?

_D: _I'm not sure.

I stood against the back wall of my office, behind my desk.

"Oh my! Mrs Elvgren! Look what's happened to my shirt! Yeek! What must I do to preserve my dignity?

_A: _A "Yeek? What is he up to?

_D: _Absolving himself of all responsibility.

"And when I open my arms like this" I lifted my arms above my head. My shirt hung open in front of me, revealing the centre of my chest and crotch to the room. "You can see everything. Even my balls! Oh, Mrs Elvgren, tell me what I should do."

_A: _I don't understand.

_D: _Yep it's a text-book case.

"My shirt? You want me to open my shirt? Uh... ok. Whatever you say, Miss."

_A: _Text-book case? What's that supposed to mean?

_D: _Deniability. He can say "I was just following orders"

_A: _Whose orders?

_D: _Mrs Elvgren. She's running the show now apparently.

I spread my shirt open wide. It was now only covering my back and my arms.

"You're so clever, Mrs Elvgren, I'd never have thought of that."

_A: _Huh! Who's he trying to kid?

_D: _Awwww lighten up.

"Better? Mrs Elvgren? I asked if this is better?"

_D: _He's having fun.

_A: _But.. it's... just so wrong.

_D: _Says you!!

_A: _It's my job.

"Yes it's rather sheer from all the pulling but I like it"

I stood in front of my Office window. Thankful but also a little disappointed my new office isn't on the ground floor, I turned to face it, looking for anyone is the office buildings across from me might notice. I leant forward and turned to face the imaginary Mrs Elvgren sitting by my desk.

"I guess it doesn't cover much back there either, does it Mrs Elvgren?"

I bent at the waist and picked up a pen I'd missed. Opening my legs so that my balls hung pendulously between them.

"Oops, I seem to have missed one, Miss Elvgren."

_D: _Did he just give himself a mini wedgie?

_A: _I've no idea... What's a wedgie?

_D: _Oh yeah, I forgot you lot go commando.

I walked back to my desk and stood with my legs against it. I rested my balls on the wooden surface again. "So, remind me again where we're up to in the negotiations, please."

_A: _Real subtle, that.

_D: _It works too.

"Of course the last time you were sat there, Mrs Elvgren, I was wearing even less. I still think about that to this very day."

And your awesome rack...

_A: _Even less? Is that even possible?!

_B: _Stay Tuned.

"I doubt you'd remember that day, as I'm sure you see semi-naked men and women all the time in your job as a famous lingerie photographer. I'm no model Mrs Elvgren, but will you allow me to refresh your memory?

"Hmmm, now let me think. What wasn't I wearing that day compared to today?

_A: _Oh no...

_D: _Oh yes!

I slid my balls off of the desk and took a step back. I put my thumbs in the waistband of my briefs.

"I know for a fact I wasn't wearing these."

I began sliding them down my legs. My raging cock jumped out and to attention.

_A: _What?! Has he completely forgotten what happened in the corridor on the way here?

_D: _I'd say that's a big fat yes!

I took my briefs off and tucked them in the envelope from the folder with my trousers and where I put my photocopies.

"And before this goes any further, Mrs Elvgren. My briefs will get safely tucked away in this envelope with my trousers. Unlike last time."

atrashcanwhatwasithinking

I chucked the folder onto my desk with the others.

"Where was I? Oh yes, the last time we met. Let me see... you were sat there and I was stood over there... without briefs, but with a closed shirt."

I walked around my office with nothing on but my shoes, socks and open shirt.

OMG!! This feels ah-may-zing!

I pointed to the floor.

"And there were so many pens... And they fell from this cupboard... And I went to catch them... And ended up with my cock and balls right... about... here..." I rested my heavy cock and balls on the desk again.

_A: _Surely he wasn't hard and twitching like that too?!!

_D: _Sure was. And don't call me Shirley.

*Knock Knock*

OH NO!