Uh oh

"Is anything the matter, Ren?

"Uhhh no." I lied as my briefs accidentally slid from my knees to the floor. I stood upright again and pretended to shuffle the papers in my folder, which was pinning my shirt up above my crotch.

"No?" She questioned.

_A: _No idea. I assumed she was one of your lot.

_D: "_My lot"? Hell no!!

I lifted my left leg up behind me, lifting my briefs with it. I reached backwards for them with my right hand, maintaining eye contact with Mrs Faversham the whole time.

"I mean, no Ma'am."

"Ma'am? I haven't been ma'am since I was your highschool teacher. Now stop your dilly-dallying in the corridors and get back to your new office, young man." She said in a commanding voice.

_A: _His school teacher?

_D: _Yeah, that explains a lot.

"Ah, here comes that nice janitor lady." Mrs Faversham said as she looked down the corridor that she just came from.

"Who?!!" I said too loudly.

_A: _Has he noticed his shirt is snagged?

My briefs pinged off of the back of my heel as I lifted my leg too high. They shot off of my right leg and down to the floor.

D: Lol!! It's just got even worse!

Omg! Omg! No! Nooo!

"Hello, Mrs Faversham. How are you today?" Said the Janitor.

"Musn't grumble Mrs Yank."

"... and the cats?"

"Thriving Mrs Yank. Thanks for asking."

I lifted my other leg with the briefs still around the ankle of, but I'd accidentally stood on my briefs with the other foot so soon after they also pinged off of my left foot and balled up onto the floor.

"How many is it now? Last count was 6?"

"[ahem] Actually it's 10 now. Floopsie had kittens. She's such a naughty girl, but they're adorable. I have photos."

Mrs Faversham pulled her phone out of her bra and began scrolling through her photos. The attractive female janitor began walking closer to me, not yet having acknowledged me at all. She reached to the cupboard door and began opening it.

I looked down to find my briefs but instead saw what had happened to my shirt.

OMFG! MY SHIRT!!

"Here let me show you the photos."

"I'm sure they look lovely, Miss Faversham."

"This one is fluffy and that's cuddles beside her."

The janitor wasn't looking at the phone and Mrs Faversham was too busy looking at the pictures to notice.

"Very nice, Miss Faversham."

_D: _Gotta say, for an Exhibitionist he's not all that good at it.

_A: _I agree. He's more of an accidental Exhibitionist.