The hallway

Stepping out into the hallway I felt blood rush down to my crotch. I tucked the folder with my notes and my trousers under my arm and began sneaking down the hallway to the corner. I rested my back against it.

And so begins the deadly game of cat and mouse.

The brave Prince Ren, wearing only a tunic and briefs, evades the enemy Breast knights. The stolen schemes for the evil, yet seductive vampiress clutched over his briefs. His very tight and bulging briefs.

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D: Umm... Can I just point out that underwear wasn't invented until the 1700s?

A: Don't even go there!!

I turned the corner and continued walking down the, as of yet, empty corridor.

Getting hard in these briefs was not a good idea! There's no space whatsoever. I feel like I'm going to tear right through them.

D: Hahahaha!! You LOVE it!

A: Hurry! This way!