Standing up

I bunched the briefs up in my fist and slowly stood up, making sure that my long shirt was covering my ass and my crotch.

Act casual, that's the secret.

"Yes Susan, I have the very..."

*thud*

The tip of my less-than-semi hit the edge of my desk through my shirt.

"...file that will help you." I said, trying to recover myself without giving anything away. I turned away from her and reached up towards a group of files on my shelf, I could feel the fabric of my shirt rise against my back as I raised my arms.

Oh god. I hope my shirt's covering me back there.

I grabbed the file she needed and turned around, allowing my shirt to slide back down.

"Here you are Susan, this should be what you need."

Suddenly the door to my office swung open, and without any hesitation, Lois came in.

"Lois! Whatever's the matter?" I said, a mixture of shock and anger in my voice.

"The accounting program has crashed again! I need your help!"

Oh crap!!!

Being known as the office tech-wiz usually meant I'd get called over to reboot the occasional PC so that people didn't have to call IT and wait for them to help. This Now was a big problem.