Whoops

My trousers sat around my ankles as they hit the floor, I took a step back and leant forward, using my desk as support to pick them up. Having not thought about my positioning in the room several gasps fill the air as I bend down, my shirt raising above my briefs, showing my ass to three women behind me.

"Well, I don't remember seeing that much of you at the pool party!"

"OMG! Look at those old things! Soo many holes!"

"And look how it rides up as he bends! I'm half convinced it's a thong!"

The holes?! OHMIGOD! I forgot about the holes!