Actually, it finds someone's head... Tsukane's to be specific.

Tsukane Aono was quite apprehensive as he stepped off the bus with the super creepy driver. "The heck did he mean, the school might be the last thing I ever see?" he wondered, even as he looked around the downright foreboding environment that Yokai University seemed situated at.

"Why the hell did I come here again?" he asked himself with a shiver. "...oh right, because I needed to get into a college at my parent's insisted, and I failed to get an acceptance letter from anywhere, even the community college..." Seriously though, some creep of a monk happened to drop a flyer for application of acceptance to Yokai in front of his dad? He'd never even heard of this school, and no amount of looking on the internet would make it turn up. And even stranger, there was literally no requirement for entry, you just had to get one of the forms, fill it out, and send it in, and you were in.

"What has my life become?" he lamented as he started walking up the path to the school. "Things couldn't possibly get any more bizarre..." As if on cue, dropping straight down came a notebook, which of course hit Tsukane in the head at terminal velocity. "Gack!!!" he yelped as he was knocked to the ground by the impact. "Damn it, what the fuck!?" he protested, sitting up and rubbing the steaming lump on his head. He then looked down to see what has just hit him.

Spotting the notebook, he picked it up curiously, and was just about to flip it over to read the front, when a cry of, "Out of the way, look out!" caught his more pressing attention.

"Eh?" he looked up, and panicked as he saw a girl with long pink hair. More importantly though, she was riding a bicycle that she had clearly lost control of... And it was heading right at him. "Ahhh!!!" he cried out just as the bike hit him, and both he and the girl were sent crashing to the ground. '...if I had a yen for every time I got knocked down in literally the first five minutes since coming here... I'd have two yen, but it's just my luck that it happened twice... This better not become a running theme with this place,' he mentally groused, sitting up, and accidentally placing his hand on the thigh of the girl.

He froze up the moment he realized. 'Make that three yen, if she reacts the way most of my high school classmates would have...' he mentally braced himself. Luckily, the universe decided to cut him a break, as she didn't even seem to register the fact that he had been touching her, and quickly apologized, stating she was a bit anemic at the moment. Tsukane barely paid attention, practically blinded by the sheer radiance of her cuteness.

Of course, this made his nose bleed, which got the girl's attention. "Oh no, are you alright!?" she asked, thinking for a moment that her crashing into him was the cause. Then she seemed to enter a trance like state, and sniffed the air as she put her hands on his shoulders.

"Uh, what are you doing?" Tsukane asked her.

"I'm sorry about this, but... I'm a vampire," she said, before biting down on his neck.

'...WHAAAAAAT!?' he mentally screamed as she sucked away at his blood.