They all want clothes, but jake only has two pairs of sweats.

Jake was upstairs for about 10 mins. Jake decides to pick up some of his Joke shirts that he received over the years on his birthday from his Black sheep aunt. The ones that were overtly sexual, he knew the girls would likely be leaving in these clothes and they wouldn't be missed anytime soon. Plus Jake thought it would be hilarious to see them wear such shirts.

Jake comes down the stairs with a stack of clothes. Jake is still in his towel, he was so distracted by searching for clothes for the girls he forgot to change. "Sorry Ladies I was only able to find two pairs of sweat pants. But I have a T-shirt for everyone. So one of you will have to go bottomless. " The girls all looked at each other strangely. Jake saw this look, thought his Joke wasn't too clear. "Kidding... I mean the clothes situation is still real. But I'm sure I can find something. I just didn't want to leave you all waiting too long in those uncomfortable suits. I just have to go through some more boxes..."

Sarah interrupted, "No need, I'll be fine in just a T-shirt, I just need to get out of this uncomfortable top." Sarah surprised Jake by grabbing the top straps of her top and gave her boobs a bit of a jiggle immediately after making the comment. This awoke Jake's sleeping snake once again. Jake hasn't been this aroused in a day, since the one time in Gym class where half the girls went braless for some feminine protest.

Sarah walked up to Jake and grabbed one the shirts. This shirt had two convertible cars on a desert road driving side by side. The cars had two pairs of melon and cactus driving. One the cactus shouted "Nice melons". The driving melon replies "Pricks". This was the biggest shirt brought down as it was purchased during Jake's freshman year of High school when Jake was curvier. Sarah puts on the shirt and it was just long enough to cover Sarahs Bikini bottom area when she was standing up. Sitting down was a different story, there was a great upskirt to be viewed. Not that Jake was the type guy to be looking up someone skirt. ;) Jake could feel more blood rushing south, these dirty images were doing the man in.

Maria was next, she grabbed both a pair of sweats and one of Jake's joke T-shirts. Maria's shirt Just had a guy Humping the word "you"; also Maria grabbed the tighter Tracksuit style pants. Jake thought to himself that given Maria extra large Butt she'd be more comfortable in the other pair of pants. And he would have made that point, but he knew better than to point out these things. Jake watched as Maria slide on the pants, the pants just barely ate up all that booty. The view of this pushed Jake's snake against the towel; the towel fabric tickles the head. Jake became worried this would become obvious momentarily. 'I really needed to get back upstairs to remove this towel... I mean to get dress' Jake internally struggled.

Carla was last but certainly not least. "Well... Actually, I think a t-shirt would be too hot." Jake thought this concept to be absurd, but again, never argue with women when it comes to clothes. Carla just grabbed the second pair of sweats. Even though Jake had seen Carla Tits early in the day uncovered, he was loving the fact they would be visible on display for the rest of her stay. With that the tenting of the towel pushed beyond the minor dent onto a state noticeable from space.

If Jake had a single blood cell not in his penis this set of events would have stricken Jake as odd. Jake having only the remaining shirt in his hand decide to put on something finally. The remaining shirt has a black image of a caulk gun, with the words "Don't Get Caulk" the shirt was unexpectedly tight and only covered just past his belly button. Jake realized this must be back in his middle school days. Jake became a little relieved that Carla didn't want a shirt. Jake relief would be short lived.

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